Was stuck in a japanese terribly cabin floating in the middle of the ocean. Pale yellow walls and retarded swinging back and forth trapdoors like the ones from minecraft with the wind constantly whistling. I was living with the mom and the boy from the grudge, been like 3 years later since I first saw that movie. Then, these dark spirits come and we kill them. Next thing, the mom tries to attack me, but dies when I pull open my pants to masturbate because she had these pointy nipples, yes she was naked. Pale breasts and then light came out from my dick like the source of a sun??? And then me and the boy became friends and went to school. Then, we went to an apartment and he starts trying to attack me, I next jump out the window and it literally felt like 3 feet. the ground turned into a playground for like 3 seconds and then I land on top of a commerical truck for fruits. He glares at me from the window and I flip him off, I recall saying fuck him.
Apparently there's two worlds, one reality and one almost like an rpg. Starts out in a dark empty sure with a blue glow, there next is some glass that I jump and break. Then, I find a shotgun and shoot a brick wall with the textures from minecraft. It opens and I find a whore house(prolly from playing witcher 2). The girl i liked in school, or someone that looked like her was in there. A virgin. I was her first customer, but the owner was the "evil" antagonist and had to run away in order to protect the girl because of?? So then, I get on a motorcycle next to some pavement nearby. The whole world is pretty much gray by the way. And there's this ramp, but the motorcycle is fucking broken and keeps tilting side to side, couldn't drive for shit anyway. Then, I eventually go up the ramp at like 5 mph and it's like that sonic thing and the moment I leave the tip of the ramp, I get accelerated super fast like 90 mph and fly around 5,000 miles away. I somehow knew that. Then, we end up at a wizards college or academy and inside there's like an average store selling the basic drinks, and candy. There's a bunch of other classmates there shopping for shit. I tried to get a milky way, but couldn't cuz it was like in deus ex human revolution where it's just a prop. So I was mad and broke the shelf of candy. I sprinted out and ran upstairs in like a hall with no one. Then, I go and meet the girl next morning. We continue our journey, go up another ramp and then end up in the real world. Apparently, she wasn't a real person, so she would slowly fade away back to the whore house owner. I didn't know this and talked about how we would spend our lives together and forever :DDDD As I watched the sun set next to this ice cream shop on the motorcycle. She fades away and I instantly teleport drive my motroycle to the whore house. This time, I fuck the whore house manager and she dies because of yin yang shit. I have the power of good and she's bad, so lol. So then, all the other whorehouses were like minions, but the girl's soul was attached to her, so then I eat the whore house owner's breasts so that now the girl's soul belongs with me because they were bounded there??? So then, we go outside to the real world and live happily ever after. Or so I thought ,dream ends at the same ice cream shop and we're on the motorcycle.
On the last day of school (several years ago, but this happened like last year for the dream), I was able to find out that I could write a destination in this notepad and I would teleport there. So I teleport around and eventually end up in the girl's bathroom cuz I wanted to fuck someone.
I think we should have like a color key for like reality and the dream just to make it clear. llol.