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The ultimate bar fight of ultimate epicness!!

Mon, 02 Sep 2013 19:08:50

lollermaz

What if Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel and Sylvester Stallone would go into a bar and start a fight? What would happen? Who would win? You decide, write your own story of what would happen and be creative. (I left Chuck Norris out, cuz it would be just ridiculous with him in it given all those stories of him.)
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 07:36:05

AbsoluteZero

Chuck Norris would win. Chuck Norris always wins.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 08:06:10

lollermaz

"AbsoluteZero" said ...
Chuck Norris would win. Chuck Norris always wins.
That's why I left him out, it would be unfair.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 06:27:02

Rastifan

They would in the midst of the battle notice each others bodies, stop fighting and then start touching one another. In that profound moment, they would realize they have been living a lie.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 07:34:11

lollermaz

Here's my version: Since Sylvester can't bring machine guns to a bar and is supposably the smallest one of them, him and Vin start to beat each other up, but Vin folds Stallone and puts him in a box, goes to a post office saying with the Riddick voice: "I've got a package." and sends him to china. While Vin is coming back, Dwayne and Arnold are fighting and jumping trough walls and throwing each other around the bar. As Vin gets back to the bar, Arnold and Dwayne Jump trough the door and Vin gets squished under the door and the two giants. Dwayne punches Arnold with full strenght right into his face and he turns out to be the terminator! :O Dwayne hits Arnold into the stomach and Arnolds power core overheats and explodes and the bar is a crater and everyone dies. The End.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 13:39:06

lollermaz

If someone has models of all those guys for gmod, a nice comic would appear or a stopmotion animation or if someone has models of them for sfm, someone could make a great animation.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 11:31:08

lollermaz

If Chuck Norris was there, it would go like this: Chuck does his famous roundhouse kick and the bar explodes and turns into a crater and everyone dies except Chuck. Kinda boring IMO...
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 11:35:34

Rastifan

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Wed, 04 Sep 2013 06:17:42

DemonicLemon

Bruce Lee can kick all their asses.
Mon, 02 Sep 2013 20:23:15

DemonicLemon

They all beat the crap out of each other. They were then arrested in the hospital the next day.