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The laughing out loud thread

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 02:09:40

Soulslayerzx

Just saw this on a youtube video's comments today.
Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:18:06

DemonicLemon

The gods, Plastashun and Nintuntu placed those there to test our faith! :ugeek:
Mon, 21 Jan 2013 12:41:32

Rastifan

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 04:57:12

Rastifan

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 14:43:50
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 00:20:48

Rastifan

[youtube:1e70f78p]swmuqGWgZCc[/youtube:1e70f78p]
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:00:41

Goron_Ozzy

[youtube:10eutk9z]q_n8FRILoYE&list=FLvM1AI6WDasAYt2Ft7AGSIA[/youtube:10eutk9z]
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 06:59:02

Rastifan

Oh dear :oops:
Sun, 15 Sep 2013 08:38:28

Rastifan

[youtube:1yzoc0v2]P_dSxWXtoYU[/youtube:1yzoc0v2] Resident Evil in Skyrim :mrgreen:
Sat, 26 Jan 2013 13:13:16

Clap Trap

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 13:48:05

Anonymous

Little story of typical poland idiot. How you can recognize the poland idiot? First. That guy will tell you a stupid jokes about your parrents like. "Your mother suck egg" etc. Second. Look at your politics, and poland politics. And look again to your politics, and again to poland. Any diffrences? Third. Poland drivers use what i named. "Outdoor language" Fouth. 95% poland people says. "Kurwa" in any situation. I know... Not funny. xD
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:09:45

Rastifan

Here you can make fun of everything. No boundaries :lol:
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 14:04:37

BloodRaven417

"Rastifan" said ...
Oh dear :oops:
If you tell him that the Moon is a Satellite he will burn you for heretic!
Sun, 27 Jan 2013 14:31:18

Goron_Ozzy

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:14:53

Clap Trap

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 20:57:04

TPS1

Team Fortress 2 in a nutshell, I have nothing against people who are gay, this image just made me laugh.
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:22:31

Rastifan

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:23:57

Rastifan

Looks like somebody getting BUSY! :P
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:41:24

Rastifan

Paul Myers is really into to the handicapped stuff, too. So, either incest, or "who do I have to blow to get my son to like girls around here?!" J.L. Peak is kind of into the whole dom-sub thing. Bullshit. Jesus was plan B. Understood Yes we get it already. For the love of... Silly me. Here I thought they meant cock block party Lack of grammar skill and decent sex partners is my guess here Not so good at this propaganda thing are they :P
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 17:48:03

Rastifan

What the flying fuck is this? It simply doesn't get any better than this.
Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:00:32

Rastifan

So he hates the big ones. Got it. Here we can in fact see eye to eye^^ This is what happens when so called "moral" people try to be funny. :mmh:
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 02:28:41

Rastifan

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 22:56:51

DemonicLemon

We should start ragging on homeopathy, it's long overdue here. (forget the inception at the end) [youtube:1k605n1d]nJXWmpzUFUY[/youtube:1k605n1d]
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 02:24:09

Rastifan

The Brazilian wandering spider is one of the most venomous spiders in the world (currently listed in the Guinness World Records as *the* most venous spiders), but luckily their fangs are poorly adapted for attacking mammals so the bite is unlikely to kill you. Instead, if you're a man you'll sport a very painful erection for several hours. Chew on that info for avail :lol:
Fri, 01 Feb 2013 02:10:38

Rastifan

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 01:58:11

Rastifan

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:29:05

Clap Trap

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:03:47

Rastifan

[youtube:92iq2wim]eUTtt14G31c[/youtube:92iq2wim] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTtt14G31c [youtube:92iq2wim]AOIi9SjJvgU[/youtube:92iq2wim] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOIi9SjJvgU Cracked me up :mdr:
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 09:11:48

Rastifan

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 15:32:22

dar

NSFW You have been warned. http://vimeo.com/51852064
Sat, 02 Feb 2013 15:34:56

Rastifan

Seen that before. I will not do so again. Good grief :lol:
Sun, 03 Feb 2013 07:44:51

DemonicLemon

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 02:36:27

Brother Antroz

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 02:44:26

Clap Trap

Most of the 2013 superbowl commercials were crap. I remember when they were epic like this. [youtube:3a53i52x]8VdquHSJt3Q[/youtube:3a53i52x]
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 02:46:32

Rastifan

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 02:53:23

Rastifan

[youtube:2mzfbymo]S1ZZreXEqSY[/youtube:2mzfbymo] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZZreXEqSY One of the funniest beer commercials I have seen :D
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 07:52:23

Vitezislav

We Dutch make great commercials, an even better one from Heineken is when the guy ask for a walk in fridge and the person who should install it understand walking fridge, so he gets that instead xD. [youtube:2p5ckde3]iPu0eNgbd8U[/youtube:2p5ckde3] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPu0eNgbd8U
Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:01:54

Clap Trap

Amazing art mash up titled TREK EFFECT by Jedi-Art-Trick that made me laugh and actually want to play ME3 again!
Tue, 05 Feb 2013 06:54:33

DemonicLemon

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 12:45:44

Goron_Ozzy

I want to meet Cthulu! I bet we'd get along *shades* Swimmingly. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:55:09

Clap Trap

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 02:27:03

Goron_Ozzy

[youtube:l3ljol02]TbnzvXjxlEE[/youtube:l3ljol02]
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:21:03

Clap Trap

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:26:39

Rastifan

lol oh dear...
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:27:54

Bill Cosby

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:35:35

Clap Trap

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:00:24

Rastifan

"Clap Trap" said ...
:mdr:
Wed, 06 Feb 2013 23:32:41

Clap Trap

Now we know why he kept taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque ;)
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 00:32:11

Clap Trap

X-Men on a tight budget? Seems legit :P
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 03:41:12

DemonicLemon

Seeing affronts to healthy families saying intelligent/deep things is kinda funny for some reason.
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 08:11:07

Clap Trap

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 09:37:50

Vitezislav

Probably one of the best BBT episode. [youtube:duzcvwnj]a_CY4TENmQ4[/youtube:duzcvwnj]
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:41:09

Clap Trap

Truth! :mrgreen:
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 17:54:06

Clap Trap

LULZ wut? gross :P
Fri, 08 Feb 2013 18:05:56

Soraku Fett

This lady's got darkness on the brain. And Mr. Scratch apparantley made her all Stockholm Syndrome-y...
Sun, 10 Feb 2013 10:40:09

Goron_Ozzy

That snow white is HOT :blbl:
Sun, 10 Feb 2013 16:27:26

Brother Antroz

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 01:09:52

Clap Trap

And now I have a new way to torture my roommate :D
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 01:14:24

Clap Trap

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 08:21:17

Clap Trap

[youtube:2lq4gr2r]AitBsNDuM8Q[/youtube:2lq4gr2r]
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:59:34

DemonicLemon

"Anything is possible if you believe in your penis." They don't teach that one in school.
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:35:00

DemonicLemon

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:43:39

Rastifan

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:11:57

DemonicLemon

I remember that pic from a while ago, here's the artist's page: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/InkAsylum
Tue, 12 Feb 2013 03:27:48

Rastifan

:mdr:
Tue, 12 Feb 2013 05:28:55

Clap Trap

Life in Canada for stupid people can be very harsh. I've been told this happened to some poor bastard this past weekend when we had a snow storm. lulz :P
Tue, 12 Feb 2013 07:01:51

Clap Trap

[youtube:1t77w071]liLU2tEz7KY[/youtube:1t77w071]
Tue, 12 Feb 2013 08:37:52

Rastifan

"Clap Trap" said ...
:mdr:
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 03:29:33

Clap Trap

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 07:15:54

Clap Trap

[youtube:2m6yyzrv]CdNSG6Boxkk[/youtube:2m6yyzrv] [youtube:2m6yyzrv]oVfUJkYqMOU[/youtube:2m6yyzrv]
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 07:39:45

Clap Trap

So what is today to you? :P Whatever it means, hope you have a good one :D
Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:36:57

Rastifan

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:39:08

Rastifan

ROTFL
Fri, 15 Feb 2013 05:15:46

Clap Trap

Interactive Adventure! Have your annotations turned on. [youtube:1u1i4fop]W-KhdXFYT2Q[/youtube:1u1i4fop]
Fri, 15 Feb 2013 05:16:12

Clap Trap

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 05:42:35

Clap Trap

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 20:34:57

Clap Trap

I would laugh at this if it wasn't so depressingly realistic...
Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:04:40

DoomPatrol85

I would laugh at this if it wasn't so depressingly realistic... I am laughing at this cause it is so depressingly realistic :twisted:
Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:24:05

DemonicLemon

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:50:44

DoomPatrol85

"DemonicLemon" said ...
OMFG I literally laugh my ass off to this.
Sat, 16 Feb 2013 05:25:41

Clap Trap

Sweet mother of sin... :what: need a pallet cleanser... Rule 63 Cosplay done correct :P
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 03:43:29

DemonicLemon

[youtube:1k3misoo]s0obKLTLKCs[/youtube:1k3misoo]
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 07:06:15

Clap Trap

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 07:12:56

Clap Trap

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 07:15:11

Rastifan

This reminds me of Vibeke. I often missed out on pussy because she was to busy playing Lemmings on the Amiga 1200^^ Me - Honey are you coming to bed? Vibeke - Not yet. Have to finish this level.
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 07:49:40

Clap Trap

Thanks to Rastifan completely terrifying me with Twilight sparkling vampires, I sought out explanations. The Oatmeal delivers! Click HERE to find out How Twilight Works!
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 07:52:02

Rastifan

:mdr:
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 08:07:31

Clap Trap

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 08:46:18

Rastifan

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 08:47:14

Rastifan

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 08:48:44

Rastifan

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 08:50:57

Rastifan

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 09:00:49

Clap Trap

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 09:03:41

Clap Trap

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 09:07:15

Rastifan

Ahh my side. Funny stuff Trap^^
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 11:25:17

Clap Trap

"Rastifan" said ...
Ahh my side. Funny stuff Trap^^
I contribute what I can to DE :) For example, I found all of these just now. Warning, I have a dark sense of humor :P Don Cheadle is Captain Planet Captain Planet 2 Captain Planet 3 Captain Planet 4 Interesting bit of info, Don Cheadle posted on the youtube channel asking if he should collab with FunnyorDie again to make a part 5. *edited* looks like they disabled embedding for these particular videos so I just made them links to the youtube pages.
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:51:23

Eddy

[youtube:288n8j77]cLDoSyLztog[/youtube:288n8j77]
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:50:56

Clap Trap

For all you do admins, we thank you :D
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:52:26

Vitezislav

Lol nice one Clap xD
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:23:09

DoomPatrol85

[youtube:117skgxp]enOHraf3LEk[/youtube:117skgxp]
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:36:00

Clap Trap

[youtube:677truan]jy10K3FdMSA[/youtube:677truan]
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:55:30

Clap Trap

I love cats and have 3 but I am not ignorant of the fact they are pure evil. PSA: Stay on your cats good side or else!
Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:56:42

Clap Trap

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:29:47

DoomPatrol85

All for you DemonicLemon
Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:34:28

DemonicLemon

Celebrities reading from 50 Shades is the best: [youtube:183zh3mp]7WahBH9sANg[/youtube:183zh3mp]
Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:37:29

DoomPatrol85

"DemonicLemon" said ...
Celebrities reading from 50 Shades is the best: [youtube:1rdoa6h1]7WahBH9sANg[/youtube:1rdoa6h1]
Yep your right totally better, now only if I can find that version on amazon.
Mon, 18 Feb 2013 07:15:50

Clap Trap

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 07:43:37

Clap Trap

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:09:37

Clap Trap

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:12:02

DoomPatrol85

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:17:53

DoomPatrol85

One last one before I disappear into gmod for the rest of the day.
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 06:05:23

Clap Trap

[youtube:17lpdzrx]wTaXI9LUugc[/youtube:17lpdzrx]
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 07:22:45

Daemonshadow

[youtube:22wztl8w]fpDT8677Z_U[/youtube:22wztl8w] This just kills me.
Tue, 19 Feb 2013 07:36:36

Goron_Ozzy

I've been looking for that balloon video for AGES, thanks!
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 03:56:11

Rastifan

Kill it with fire :shock:
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 04:02:04

Brother Antroz

Looks like a Thanksgiving turkey, just not appetizing.
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 04:03:12

Rastifan

And what is this guy trying to do. "Look in to my eyes. You are under my spell. YOU WILL NOT fall on your ass laughing at my appearance"
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 04:04:15

Rastifan

"Brother Antroz" said ...
Looks like a Thanksgiving turkey, just not appetizing.
:mdr:
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 04:13:51

Rastifan

I will not comment on this. I am lost for words. I mean! It cannot get any worse can it?
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:11:59

Clap Trap

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:17:05

Rastifan

A friend said! Is it really necessary to make fun of these people? I mean you do not make of retards because they cannot help it. I was about to argue when I saw the invisible smirk on his face. I saw what you did there^^
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:17:55

Clap Trap

LOL I love this formula! He demands proof reading because Grammer Nazi is breathing down his neck :P Behold and Despair!
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:21:22

DemonicLemon

"Clap Trap" said ...
LOL I love this formula!
The one that works for me is this. 1x0=0 2x0=0 1x0=2x0 /0 /0 1=2 Much much easier way to exploit a flaw :D
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:32:42

DoomPatrol85

DOUCHE BAG OF THE YEAR So this guy apparently gets a girlfriend from the internet that isn't a dude and that is her just a few minutes after meeting him. An few hours later she looks like this. THATS HIS FUCKEN NAME ON HER FACE! I PRESENT TO YOU THE BIGGEST DOUCHE BAG COUPLE OF THE YEAR
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:42:25

DoomPatrol85

ENVY HIM CAUSE HE HAS YOUR DREAM JOB
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 05:48:59

Clap Trap

Yea I heard about that story a few weeks ago. I mean if it's love, sure by all means get a tattoo but if he REALLY loves her then I feel he should have perhaps suggested getting one somewhere other then her face. Then maybe when they get to know each other for a while, THEN if she is down for it get a tattoo on her face... I guess... :????: I really want to be indifferent in this because generally I don't like to be "that guy" sticking my nose in other peoples business. When I do, I realize I am a giant douche but in this case... Jesus... she was so cute before... Check this out for more info on this 'giant boil begging to be lanced' of a human being because he didn't just fuck up this girl's face, he did something similar to another girl. [youtube:39ky43h1]2JLhCPTksmw[/youtube:39ky43h1]
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:01:34

DoomPatrol85

"Clap Trap" said ...
Yea I heard about that story a few weeks ago. I mean if it's love, sure by all means get a tattoo but if he REALLY loves her then I feel he should have perhaps suggested getting one somewhere other then her face. Then maybe when they get to know each other for a while, THEN if she is down for it get a tattoo on her face... I guess... :????: I really want to be indifferent in this because generally I don't like to be "that guy" sticking my nose in other peoples business. When I do, I realize I am a giant douche but in this case... Jesus... she was so cute before... Check this out for more info on this 'giant boil begging to be lanced' of a human being because he didn't just fuck up this girl's face, he did something similar to another girl. [youtube:2fjl038n]2JLhCPTksmw[/youtube:2fjl038n]
Can't wait to hear about them breaking up and her ending up on Tattoo Nightmare getting another dudes name over that one on her face. Or they just stay together and he draws on her like a fucken piece of paper that you can FUCK
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:04:02

DemonicLemon

If only real life was like editing a model's skin so you won't regret it days after you finish.
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:08:52

Deus ex Nihilo

Holy shit, that´s as stupid as it is regrettable In my opinion, getting a tatto with the name/face of your relationship partner is one of the worst possible choices. Maybe if death did part them it´s okay, or if it´s your offspring or parents , but not if there´s still the opportunity for either one to end the relationship and start a lifetime of regretting getting their name permanently drawn on your skin. And why the face? Why?
Wed, 20 Feb 2013 16:14:41

ArielSweetSugar

"Clap Trap" said ...
Ahah XD But having boobs isn't good sometimes , I know it. X)
Thu, 21 Feb 2013 11:06:09

Clap Trap

I'm not the biggest fan of DS9 but it had it's moments like this one. [youtube:1uuu1owj]cl66ilQCCNs[/youtube:1uuu1owj]
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:02:16

Clap Trap

[youtube:3ck3s29w]leIanf9R2R0[/youtube:3ck3s29w]
Fri, 22 Feb 2013 08:55:22

Clap Trap

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 18:51:55

DemonicLemon

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:00:08

DeltaD36

This could potentially be a new Meme face. I need a Clearer verison though. xD This is one of te Antagonists in the new Metal Gear game who has one of the most 'shit eating grin' faces I've ever seen. Not sure why it's so friggin' huge, though. I need to learn how to make a smaller pictures in Gimp to preserve qaulity.
Sat, 23 Feb 2013 07:05:12

Rastifan

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 15:41:38

Clap Trap

He would find a way, wouldn't he?
Sat, 23 Feb 2013 22:07:24

DeltaD36

Was watching Two Best Friends play the new Metal Gear, and this came up IN GAME. What the hell, Metal Gear? XD
Sun, 24 Feb 2013 06:44:23

DemonicLemon

the best Music Video in the world: [youtube:17jc5qmr]IhspX4lXOWo[/youtube:17jc5qmr] Full song if anyone wants [youtube:17jc5qmr]ia-XLPWLjlE[/youtube:17jc5qmr]
Sun, 24 Feb 2013 20:46:50

Eddy

[youtube:3tu2zxnw]QEPHLPmt914[/youtube:3tu2zxnw] I find this hilarious xD
Sun, 24 Feb 2013 22:08:55

Sora5200

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKLLen1kAYs Those Harlem Shake´s are pretty hilarious. I doubt someone knows what she says
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:35:36

DemonicLemon

Filthy Frank's take on the Harlem Shake is always the best [youtube:2yy44f59]8vJiSSAMNWw[/youtube:2yy44f59]
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 03:45:31

Clap Trap

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 03:46:41

Clap Trap

Green Ranger all the way!
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 09:31:04

Clap Trap

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 15:23:08

DeltaD36

"Eddy" said ...
[youtube:2djog9j0]QEPHLPmt914[/youtube:2djog9j0] I find this hilarious xD
Oh, Zone. Your stuff never seizes to amuse me. Zone is actually pretty high up there with his/her/their animation qaulity with their Hentai flash games. And at the same time, charming and definitely interesting. They know what they are. xD
Mon, 25 Feb 2013 23:18:16

Clap Trap

Supernatural fans, this one is for you :) To be honest I might actually cry too. I fucking love apple pie!
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 13:32:54

Goron_Ozzy

Bring me some pie! [youtube:3kdmfisk]lMIgVh4kP08[/youtube:3kdmfisk] And this classic scene: [youtube:3kdmfisk]HuHI5oUh8VM[/youtube:3kdmfisk]
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:42:29

Clap Trap

LOL those were AWESOME! These are from one of my favorite episodes, Yellow Fever - season 4 ep6 [youtube:fd7hqrxu]Nj6heqSxchY[/youtube:fd7hqrxu] That 2ed clip you posted The 'Strayan Snip3r, is from my ABSOLUTE favorite episode, Tall Tales - season 2 ep15 [youtube:fd7hqrxu]I7cKTbyc2qo[/youtube:fd7hqrxu]
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 15:07:43

DemonicLemon

I was browsing Hentai Foundry and I found a demon I wouldn't like to fuck despite being attractive in other ways. This is a first. [spoiler:24pin3kz][/spoiler:24pin3kz]
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 15:39:11

Clap Trap

"DemonicLemon" said ...
I was browsing Hentai Foundry and I found a demon I wouldn't like to fuck despite being attractive in other ways. This is a first.
Why? She seems pretty damn hot to me.
Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:55:53

Clap Trap

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:38:19

DemonicLemon

"Clap Trap" said ...
"DemonicLemon" said ...
I was browsing Hentai Foundry and I found a demon I wouldn't like to fuck despite being attractive in other ways. This is a first.
Why? She seems pretty damn hot to me.
I think the fact that she has a jet of fire coming out of her ass when she eats junk food that she also appears to be addicted to(its in the title), it's possibly best I don't get in on that. :?
Thu, 28 Feb 2013 02:32:30

DeltaD36

Stumbled across this video a few weeks back. Still never gets old. [youtube:3hzh1v43]iQ1-jSvxMJ0[/youtube:3hzh1v43] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. SOMEONE MAKE 00:20 - 00:21 A LOOPED GIF.
Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:17:00

Clap Trap

"DemonicLemon" said ...
"Clap Trap" said ...
"DemonicLemon" said ...
I was browsing Hentai Foundry and I found a demon I wouldn't like to fuck despite being attractive in other ways. This is a first.
Why? She seems pretty damn hot to me.
I think the fact that she has a jet of fire coming out of her ass when she eats junk food that she also appears to be addicted to(its in the title), it's possibly best I don't get in on that. :?
Again I ask why? She seems pretty damn HOT to me. :P
Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:24:53

Goron_Ozzy

The scream kills me every time :D [youtube:3p2018ia]p64TKy_huyk[/youtube:3p2018ia]
Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:36:37

Clap Trap

Can't wait for Despicable Me 2 :D Those minions are the SHIT! :mrgreen:
Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:39:11

DemonicLemon

No Hawkeye or Black Widow? :(
Fri, 01 Mar 2013 01:53:13

DemonicLemon

[youtube:qd94eoh5]GZ1Fbr02fXQ[/youtube:qd94eoh5] [youtube:qd94eoh5]-WvD1K2JF2I[/youtube:qd94eoh5] There's a third one but I can't find it on YouTube so Evolution.
Fri, 01 Mar 2013 18:52:11

DemonicLemon

Gangnam Style with no music [youtube:2iz2bocc]f6ZSZbNfSpk[/youtube:2iz2bocc]
Sat, 02 Mar 2013 06:12:27

Clap Trap

[youtube:1uiwyabj]RsbQH-4tUqg[/youtube:1uiwyabj]
Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:43:40

Clap Trap

And now a females perspective on buttsecks :P [youtube:28k3yjm3]rOXQmvl8HaQ[/youtube:28k3yjm3]
Sat, 02 Mar 2013 13:49:31

Clap Trap

Indisputable proof that the Green Ranger was BOSS BALLER :mrgreen:
Mon, 04 Mar 2013 06:36:12

Clap Trap

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:49:45

DoomPatrol85

[youtube:bwx05z0k]NGtdn1_Nuns[/youtube:bwx05z0k] [youtube:bwx05z0k]X4uaBsP388Y[/youtube:bwx05z0k] [youtube:bwx05z0k]tk4UFKE7VYM[/youtube:bwx05z0k] [youtube:bwx05z0k]rSBzafw8nxI[/youtube:bwx05z0k] [youtube:bwx05z0k]yTi6nDqM62I[/youtube:bwx05z0k] [youtube:bwx05z0k]VUW6MAOwKt8[/youtube:bwx05z0k]
Mon, 04 Mar 2013 17:12:38

Rastifan

[youtube:3pfozma2]IPG3eDTy-yo[/youtube:3pfozma2] :mdr:
Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:00:18

Clap Trap

So I upgraded my keyboard to a more ergonomic design. Takes some getting use to but it seems to be easier on my hands and I find I make far less typing mistakes.
Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:02:27

DoomPatrol85

"Clap Trap" said ...
So I upgraded my keyboard to a more ergonomic design. Takes some getting use to but it seems to be easier on my hands and I find I make far less typing mistakes.
I never get any work done with that keyboard be to busy fucking it.
Tue, 05 Mar 2013 18:04:48

Clap Trap

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 22:17:09

vaako

[youtube:2iir46k3]4wZPsFWfi3k[/youtube:2iir46k3]
Wed, 06 Mar 2013 02:51:04

Clap Trap

Très bon vaako! Je suis heureux j'ai écouté un peu d'attention en classe :P The Sims one was hilarious! :mrgreen:
Wed, 06 Mar 2013 04:00:53

vaako

Omelette du fromage.
Wed, 06 Mar 2013 04:02:15

Rastifan

"vaako" said ...
Omelette du fromage.
Dexter's Laboratory right^^
Wed, 06 Mar 2013 15:34:14

Anonymous

Il y a encore des efforts à faire en français. :lolol:
Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:39:36

Deus ex Nihilo

I proudly pat myself on the shoulder, as i was able to get the content of that sentence by seeing the relations to english words.
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 07:31:55

Rastifan

[youtube:2j6n1xfg]-4X1fkqcg_g[/youtube:2j6n1xfg] A must see :mrgreen:
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 09:29:57

Goron_Ozzy

So i was just exploring Ash's Ero mansion, when i stumbled upon this: Sat there pissing myself laughing at it, god i love that film XD
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:32:33

DoomPatrol85

It's Friday!!! [youtube:cms3pn3j]ajwh-79rpNc[/youtube:cms3pn3j] [youtube:cms3pn3j]FCjiMVHbXlQ[/youtube:cms3pn3j] [youtube:cms3pn3j]m56xujm9TFc[/youtube:cms3pn3j] [youtube:cms3pn3j]MlPh_ycy62s[/youtube:cms3pn3j] [youtube:cms3pn3j]w5tG0QKhQEM[/youtube:cms3pn3j]
Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:14:33

Anonymous

"The 'Strayan Snip3r" said ...
So i was just exploring Ash's Ero mansion, when i stumbled upon this: Sat there pissing myself laughing at it, god i love that film XD
And if you play the music, you can see that they are in rhythm. :mrgreen:
Sat, 09 Mar 2013 10:31:51

Clap Trap

"She appears to be hungry but for what? I am the Worlds Greatest Detective! I MUST figure this out!"
Sat, 09 Mar 2013 10:37:29

Rastifan

:D
Sat, 09 Mar 2013 23:19:14

DemonicLemon

I should watch Dr. Who more...
Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:05:02

Clap Trap

Day 38: The rats claim to have had coitus with my mother...
Mon, 11 Mar 2013 23:26:42

Clap Trap

Cosplay Level: Legitimate Reason to Wear Underwear Outside Pants :blbl: I have said it before and I will say it again, IMO Cyclops would have been a better character as a girl. Another strong female character and far more interesting love triangle between Jean Grey and Wolverine.
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 02:20:57

dar

Now do you want to go to the beach?
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 03:18:34

Rastifan

I knew it.
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 11:59:40

dar

"Clap Trap" said ...
Cosplay Level: Legitimate Reason to Wear Underwear Outside Pants :blbl: I have said it before and I will say it again, IMO Cyclops would have been a better character as a girl.
Must... resist... obligatory one-eyed monster joke.
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 13:40:40

Rastifan

Hilarious. Made by IsisMasshiro on DA :mrgreen: http://isismasshiro.deviantart.com/
Tue, 12 Mar 2013 16:08:02

Anonymous

Lol excellent :mrgreen: "Double Bong!" :lolol:
Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:00:15

DoomPatrol85

This makes me LOL But come on really did no one notice that beside me when they was playing ME3 I mean the first time you see one it is dead laying down with it's ass in the air and that in plain view. So their ok with showing the pussy on a fucking banshee but Jack being topless Fuck No!!!
Wed, 13 Mar 2013 02:52:19

Predator

OH GOD MY EYES DX
Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:39:54

Clap Trap

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:56:09

dar

"DoomPatrol85" said ...
But come on really did no one notice that beside me when they was playing ME3 I mean the first time you see one it is dead laying down with it's ass in the air and that in plain view. So their ok with showing the pussy on a fucking banshee but Jack being topless Fuck No!!!
BioWare's been doing linear, interspecies romance simulators for quite some time now. How the mighty have fallen. rip in peace sweet prince ;_;7
Thu, 14 Mar 2013 16:06:25

Rastifan

Hunt for wisdom people. Always^^
Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:17:25

Ganonmaster

[youtube:12absqy9]AF9xswj3e2I[/youtube:12absqy9]
Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:43:44

Clap Trap

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:48:50

Clap Trap

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 06:05:35

Rastifan

[youtube:3fbcakhs]1uY9E18lm68[/youtube:3fbcakhs] This is a rich one for the books. How can this stupid cunt take a breath and walk at the same time. You will not believe how uneducated and silly his statements is about a sex^^
Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:06:06

DemonicLemon

"Rastifan" said ...
[youtube:34vjrnyv]1uY9E18lm68[/youtube:34vjrnyv] This is a rich one for the books. How can this stupid cunt take a breath and walk at the same time. You will not believe how uneducated and silly his statements is about a sex^^
Ugh, people still believe this bullshit? How, or more importantly, WHY WOULD one's body create AIDs in response to semen anywhere babies aren't made in? That's like burning down your house because a guest stayed too long. :x
Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:41:03

Predator

"DemonicLemon" said ...
Ugh, people still believe this bullshit? How, or more importantly, WHY WOULD one's body create AIDs in response to semen anywhere babies aren't made in? That's like burning down your house because a guest stayed too long. :x
That is such bullshit, I agree. Why are all idiots with these retarded views rich middle/upper class white people? I feel ashamed for my race, because half the people in it are retarded.
Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:16:43

dar

"Predator" said ...
Why are all idiots with these retarded views rich middle/upper class white people?
But they aren't. Come to the US, you'll see that ignorance is rampant across all social strata.
Sat, 16 Mar 2013 06:51:08

Predator

IS GUD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxDROzvn5aw (Cant get youtube player to work because fuck)
Sat, 16 Mar 2013 09:21:56

vaako

[youtube:26gs2njd]ZH3nq9SsqZM[/youtube:26gs2njd] New SFM movie I did.
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 05:44:25

Clap Trap

So I got shown this today... Not sure how I feel about it :P
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 06:03:56

Rastifan

:mdr:
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 06:33:52

DemonicLemon

"Clap Trap" said ...
So I got shown this today... Not sure how I feel about it :P
I saw more than I was expecting when looking for the image this .gif reminded me of. Dragons having sex with cars.
Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:12:21

Rastifan

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:19:18

Rastifan

ROTFL :mdr:
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:04:41

Goron_Ozzy

"Clap Trap" said ...
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:21:57

Rastifan

Fucking true :mrgreen:
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:25:26

Rastifan

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:26:36

Rastifan

Your welcome :P
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:28:40

Rastifan

:geek:
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:44:29

Rastifan

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 03:25:33

Clap Trap

"Rastifan" said ...
Fucking trees..
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 03:25:47

Clap Trap

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 06:14:23

Clap Trap

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:42:34

Clap Trap

[youtube:1asserzg]v5zW1oiJmaM[/youtube:1asserzg]
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:51:24

Clap Trap

[youtube:1qwd5se8]NKTBcZNBpX4[/youtube:1qwd5se8]
Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:01:11

Eddy

[youtube:19fw18dj]Jz-67Rq1TgQ[/youtube:19fw18dj] \(^O^)/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:52:04

Rastifan

Aah my side. Oglaf is just to funny :mdr:
Tue, 19 Mar 2013 19:56:31

Clap Trap

what has been seen, cannot be unseen :P [youtube:1iv8ynzf]NKRbh_CZFCQ[/youtube:1iv8ynzf]
Wed, 20 Mar 2013 03:28:59

Clap Trap

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 05:18:06

DoomPatrol85

OMFG this is really a game :lolol: [youtube:3h7qmfla]jhaSwtSSDq0[/youtube:3h7qmfla]
Wed, 20 Mar 2013 07:58:25

Predator

"DoomPatrol85" said ...
OMFG this is really a game :lolol: [youtube:39fwtpol]jhaSwtSSDq0[/youtube:39fwtpol]
Oh yeah, I've seen that game before. Been thinking of getting it, looks fun. Been too busy ripping people to pieces in metal gear rising, and killing aliens with a bow and arrow in Crysis 3 :)
Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:52:40

Rastifan

:mdr:
Wed, 20 Mar 2013 21:18:44

Rastifan

[youtube:25voyfeh]nG-oAossulc[/youtube:25voyfeh]
Sat, 23 Mar 2013 01:30:09

DemonicLemon

"The Reason Stick" said ...
The curiously revered world of irrational nonsense has seeped into almost every aspect of modern society and is both complex and multifarious. Therefore rather than attempt a comprehensive taxonomy, I have opted instead for a gross oversimplification and a rather pretty Venn Diagram. In my gross over simplification the vast majority of the multitude of evidenced-free beliefs at large in the world can be crudely classified into four basic sets or bollocks. Namely, Religion, Quackery, Pseudoscience and the Paranormal. However as such nonsensical beliefs continue to evolve they become more and more fanciful and eventually creep across the bollock borders. Although all the items depicted on the diagram are completely bereft of any form of scientific credibility, those that successfully intersect the sets achieve new heights of implausibility and ridiculousness. And there is one belief so completely ludicrous it successfully flirts with all forms of bollocks. Religious Bollocks ∩ Quackery Bollocks ∩ Pseudoscientific Bollocks ∩ Paranormal Bollocks = Scientology
Tue, 26 Mar 2013 02:38:55

Clap Trap

Just saw this today Where is my goddamn HOVERBOARD MATTEL?!
Tue, 26 Mar 2013 03:57:50

Goron_Ozzy

I thought he went forward to 2015?
Tue, 26 Mar 2013 04:40:00

Ganonmaster

"Clap Trap" said ...
Just saw this today Where is my goddamn HOVERBOARD MATTEL?!
"The 'Strayan Snip3r" said ...
I thought he went forward to 2015?
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/bttf.asp The image is a hoax. The real date is still 2 years and 208 days away.
Fri, 29 Mar 2013 03:23:09

DemonicLemon

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 06:31:53

Clap Trap

I challenge someone to try and sum up this wallpaper adequately in 1 word.
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 06:36:09

Predator

"Clap Trap" said ...
I challenge someone to try and sum up this wallpaper adequately in 1 word.
Yes. But... if you want the full sum-up: A bloodied batman using a red lightsaber to fight a great white shark underwater
Sat, 30 Mar 2013 06:40:52

Predator

[youtube:bft0s67x]fyKxp5e9Lf4[/youtube:bft0s67x] Watch all the other "Your Grammar Sucks" videos, especially, 21, 31, and 41(THEY'RE DRINKING GAMES!). XD
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:01:23

Rastifan

Garrusom and Jokerhn Tormentil preforming DARK NEBULA. The slut roadie heard sucking fingers on stage was sexy. A slut roadie maintains the "band equipment". They never got anywhere. Went in to the galaxy saving business in stead.
Sun, 31 Mar 2013 08:44:23

DemonicLemon

http://citizenwolfie.deviantart.com/art ... -153927488 Not really funny, I know, but I find this interesting for some reason.
Wed, 03 Apr 2013 05:03:29

Vitezislav

Rofl, it is indeed true xD
Tue, 02 Apr 2013 03:03:11

Rastifan

I was thinking about the most useless superpower one can get. Has to be the ability to turn invisible when no one is looking :P
Tue, 02 Apr 2013 03:58:00

DemonicLemon

"Rastifan" said ...
I was thinking about the most useless superpower one can get. Has to be the ability to turn invisible when no one is looking :P
Not entirely true. In Mystery Men, Invisible Boy had that exact power. In the climax, [spoiler:dd1lhyzt]There was some automated laser thing guarding the entrance to where the main Bad Guy ran to that vaporized one of his henchmen. Invisible boy told everyone to avert their gaze and not to look til it's okay. He took his clothing off and stepped towards the laser shutoff un-vaporized.[/spoiler:dd1lhyzt] ANY power can be made useful if handled right, you can find a use even for a power that makes something not smell bad.
Tue, 02 Apr 2013 23:00:49

Deus ex Nihilo

I see no flaw in this:
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:05:34

Rastifan

[youtube:28p78zov]RsM2ZbQtulM[/youtube:28p78zov] Check this out. Well all know that cock^^
Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:55:26

Clap Trap

I heard about him before but never watched any of his videos. The first 20 seconds of this video however had me hooked for life :P [youtube:2x0gt3r9]dt3BvMyHjlc[/youtube:2x0gt3r9]
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:38:53

Zearoth

Yes! I love Pewdiepie's videos! I know a lot of people say he might be faking and stuff, but I think it's real, and it is all really funny. I game with a lot of Swedes, and, they get pretty loud.
Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:18:27

Ganonmaster

I compare Pewdiepie's videos to the Jersey Shore. It's dumb entertainment that people like to watch for some reason. Also, he made a career out of filming himself yelling at videogames. It's his gimmick. ofcourse he's faking it. To each their own, but I can't stand his videos.
Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:11:50

Rastifan

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 04:50:10

Clap Trap

There is an uncensored version on newgrounds :P [youtube:34905584]AJlYGgSRguE[/youtube:34905584] I can't stop laughing when Smash girl says "Thanks!" :mrgreen:
Mon, 08 Apr 2013 05:10:38

DemonicLemon

We need a Smash Girl model in Source.
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:19:08

Rastifan

Photo bombing duck :lol:
Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:21:34

Rastifan

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:33:13

Rastifan

http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw141.htm Insanely hilarious :mrgreen:
Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:20:30

Rastifan

:lol:
Wed, 10 Apr 2013 07:49:14

Clap Trap

TRUTH!
Wed, 10 Apr 2013 07:54:39

Clap Trap

This is apparently called "A HOW TO: Diabetes" wow... I think I had my chocolate fill for the fucking year when I first looking at that...
Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:39:40

Rastifan

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:45:19

Rastifan

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:00:18

Rastifan

:mdr:
Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:09:59

Rastifan

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:12:33

Rastifan

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:19:30

Rastifan

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:28:16

Rastifan

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:40:19

Rastifan

I crack up every time I see this one :lol:
Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:43:35

Rastifan

Evolution :P
Thu, 11 Apr 2013 20:52:36

Ermac

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 09:24:50

Goron_Ozzy

Guys, my Bday is only 2 weeks away, if you can post this to me, i'll shout you ice cream.
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 09:33:43

DemonicLemon

"The 'Strayan Snip3r" said ...
Guys, my Bday is only 2 weeks away, if you can post this to me, i'll shout you ice cream.
I am now interested in this kind of mouse pad.
Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:05:19

Ermac

"The 'Strayan Snip3r" said ...
Guys, my Bday is only 2 weeks away, if you can post this to me, i'll shout you ice cream.
I want one except with a picture of me on it
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 12:38:16

Rastifan

Fun fact^^
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 12:40:30

Rastifan

Must try this. Really must.
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 12:42:37

Rastifan

Damn you reality. Damn you :sadly:
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 12:46:46

Rastifan

Well spoken :mrgreen:
Sun, 14 Apr 2013 15:36:21

Clap Trap

"The 'Strayan Snip3r" said ...
Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:01:35

Rastifan

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:16:12

Rastifan

Fucking Disney :P
Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:38:38

Anonymous

"The 'Strayan Snip3r" said ...
I want one like that!!! :waw: Where can i find it?
Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:08:30

Goron_Ozzy

"Evil-Ash" said ...
Where can i find it?
No idea mate, i want one too XD I'll check ebay
Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:24:01

Ganonmaster

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:34:11

Anonymous

Wow there a lot :mrgreen:
Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:27:42

Clap Trap

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:29:06

Clap Trap

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:44:05

Rastifan

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:53:52

Rastifan

Revenge bitches. The mammals are back :twisted:
Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:56:37

Predator

Velociraptors most likely evolved into flying birds, but yeah, WE AREN'T RATS ANYMORE :twisted:
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:03:22

Rastifan

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:07:34

Rastifan

:mdr:
Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:01:14

Clap Trap

[youtube:21pttxsl]uCp6kzXK_6w[/youtube:21pttxsl]
Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:31:11

Rastifan

I hear people say. If there is aliens, I bet they look pretty weird. Oh really? The Pink See-Through Fantasia is a sea cucumber that can be found in the Celebes Sea, 2,500 meters below the surface. My bet is the aliens would look rather mundane in comparison :P
Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:47:55

Clap Trap

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 05:30:10

DemonicLemon

[youtube:1eovaeni]_y4DbZivHCY[/youtube:1eovaeni]
Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:09:23

Ermac

What if it gets constipated?
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:23:37

Rastifan

Made by HzBlunte on DA http://hzblunte.deviantart.com/ He got some funny Mortal Kombat gags^^
Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:09:31

Rastifan

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:16:51

Anonymous

:lolol:
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:56:46

bloodwail

"Ermac" said ...
What if it gets constipated?
it blows it's noes :D
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:50:29

Rastifan

Damn straight. Look at Dante... Oooh badass. Bollocks. I tell you people. Kratos would pick his teeth with Dante's bones after a fight between the two^^
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:32:13

Soraku Fett

"Rastifan" said ...
Damn straight. Look at Dante... Oooh badass. Bollocks. I tell you people. Kratos would pick his teeth with Dante's bones after a fight between the two^^
FUCKING KRATOS! God... He's so annoying and douche-y!
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 06:54:28

Rastifan

Legend of Donkey Kong. Greatest story ever told :lol:
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:01:18

Rastifan

The truth :mdr:
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:33:50

dar

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:43:44

Rastifan

Aye the US have fostered many morons, but I also know that many Americans are quite embarrassed on their behalf. But then again... Idiots are everywhere.
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:03:38

DemonicLemon

"Rastifan" said ...
Idiots are everywhere.
I kinda wanna err on the side of him being an undercover fundie, in the same way a democrat would pretend to be republican just to make repubs look bad.
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:06:02

Rastifan

"DemonicLemon" said ...
I kinda wanna err on the side of him being an undercover fundie, in the same way a democrat would pretend to be republican just to make repubs look bad.
When did Republicans need help looking stupid :P
Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:23:15

dar

There are some pretty stupid Democrats, but Republicans are the worst. The whole two party system is extremely partisan and pumps out morons from both ends. That said, I don't want this to get into some political debate so here have these: http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-majority-of-americans-not-informed-enough-to,32124/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/jesus-this-week,32105/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/intern-just-happens-to-be-beautiful-22yearold-woma,30356/
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 02:34:52

Rastifan

Run Forest run :lol:
Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:25:02

Clap Trap

[youtube:1dtw8yj0]ZT2z0nrsQ8o[/youtube:1dtw8yj0]
Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:52:33

Anonymous

I'm a fan!
Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:31:06

Anonymous

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:14:10

Rastifan

Nice one Ash :mdr:
Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:14:28

Rastifan

Astrology! Nuff said^^
Sat, 27 Apr 2013 03:26:43

vaako

[youtube:13kyzw11]yN38y5MILbs[/youtube:13kyzw11]
Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:41:22

bloodwail

got a small giggle from this
Thu, 02 May 2013 17:45:33

Rastifan

LOL I don't think Yahtzee likes Wii much :mdr: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... rts-Resort And this is also priceless^^ http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... g-Showdown
Thu, 02 May 2013 20:01:37

Predator

"Rastifan" said ...
LOL I don't think Yahtzee likes Wii much :mdr: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... rts-Resort And this is also priceless^^ http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... g-Showdown
I'm the only person who doesn't like yahtzee and zero puncuation. I know his joke is that he hates everything, but thats just why I dont like him. I dont like seeing games I like getting torn apart like that :( Though hes fucking hilarious when he tears apart games that deserve it :)
Thu, 02 May 2013 21:49:49

Ganonmaster

"Predator" said ...
I know his joke is that he hates everything,
That's not his gimmick. His gimmick is that he talks fast. He certainly does judge games harshly, but he has also expressed extreme fondness of certain titles. I don't think that negativity is his gimmick, he's a cynical type of guy who most of the time is able to pick away at the bad parts of a game.
"Predator" said ...
but thats just why I dont like him. I dont like seeing games I like getting torn apart like that :( Though hes fucking hilarious when he tears apart games that deserve it :)
From what you are saying, it sounds like you watch positive videogame reviews about games you like simply to validate your own opinion and justify your purchases. When someone makes a negative review of a game you enjoyed a lot, don't take that as an attack on your personal tastes and take a moment to listen to what they're saying. These people are sharing their perspective with you, and may give insight into game mechanics or issues that you may have completely overlooked. You also gain knowledge of the kind of things they like, their personality, and that allows you to gauge if you personally would like a certain game, regardless if the review was negative. Yahtzee didn't like the Witcher, but I could tell from his review that I would love it. Having him shit all over Mass Effect was quite entertaining, even as a fan of the series. I'd say, give Yahtzee a try again.
Fri, 03 May 2013 03:33:03

Predator

"Ganonmaster" said ...
From what you are saying, it sounds like you watch positive videogame reviews about games you like simply to validate your own opinion and justify your purchases. When someone makes a negative review of a game you enjoyed a lot, don't take that as an attack on your personal tastes and take a moment to listen to what they're saying.
Thats not the case at all. I don't watch reviews of games I liked myself, positive or otherwise. I only watch reviews of games I don't know I should buy or not, even more so after the shitstorm that was aliens: colonial marines. If someone makes a negative review of a game, i'm willing to listen to what they have to say about it. But there have been plenty of his videos that's nothing but nit picking and bitching, such as his dark souls review (Didn't play the game myself, but 90 percent of the review is him bitching about the game being too hard... which is the games selling point). Plus, why the fuck would I watch someone hate on a game I like? If they don't like/ are gonna bitch about the game they can do that, but I'm not gonna watch it, and if I do its either a troll video or a pile of nit picking. I've only seen a couple of his videos, and because of the aformentioned reasons, I've simply steered clear of his videos, unless he reviews an actually shitty game. I'm not saying he can't make funny jokes because they revolve around hating a game I like (Though my original post didn't kinda imply that), its just not something I'd be willing to sit down and watch. now to un-derail this thread with this: [youtube:tbjysknb]TxDROzvn5aw[/youtube:tbjysknb]
Fri, 03 May 2013 04:20:34

Soraku Fett

I just went on imgur to upload a new pose I just made, and found 2 of the most amazing posts... First, the post with one giant image. That one isn't funny, so much as it is oddly heartwarming... Next, the post with 50 different images that are WELL worth your time. http://imgur.com/gallery/Q0pGm
Fri, 03 May 2013 10:34:25

Rastifan

[youtube:15i0nclx]P0dXtOVi2yo[/youtube:15i0nclx] Probably one of Yahtzee's funniest^^
Fri, 03 May 2013 16:41:07

Soraku Fett

He is hilarious, but he himself has admitted that he will over-exagerrate the smallest problems in a game. L.A. Noire, Alan Wake, and Metal Gear Solid 4 are great games, and I'm pretty sure he likes them somewhat. His rapid speech is not his only gimmick, but it's the one he uses to title his show. And personally, I think that Silent Hill 1, 3, and 4 are just as great as 2, and that the Order backstory kinda adds to it.
Sat, 04 May 2013 15:15:21

Deus ex Nihilo

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:48:20

Rastifan

I am sure the plot here is quite innocent, but our cynical minds will take this in a certain direction no matter how hard you try to pretend it doesn't :D
Sun, 05 May 2013 12:58:04

Rastifan

Then tell us what it taste like Superman :splatch: You might be tempted to think the subconscious mind of the creator tries to tell him something Closet gay much :lolol:
Sun, 05 May 2013 13:05:55

Rastifan

LOL by a customer perhaps.
Sun, 05 May 2013 13:23:47

Rastifan

This is the classic example of comic artist who got the exact wrong idea about what a woman's spine is capable of^^
Sun, 05 May 2013 13:42:37

Rastifan

Ah one of Marvel's earlier sins. The Whizzer I quote Wiki on this fellow! "The origin of the Golden Age character begins while Robert Frank is on a trip to Africa with his father, Dr. Emil Frank, where Robert is bitten by a cobra. Dr. Frank saves Robert by a transfusion of mongoose blood, and soon discovers that he has developed super-speed." To clarify! Blood transfusions are not a cure for cobra bites as far as modern science is concerned. Not even with mongoose blood. Especially not with mongoose blood. This is why comic artists should be banned from entering the medical profession. He also looks like a pedophile :lol:
Sun, 05 May 2013 13:57:54

Rastifan

Another dubious hero lost to obscurity. Meet the Black Condor. I was tempted to make the letters black, but would be hard to see just like the logic in this comic from the dark ages. Little Richard Grey was born in Mongolia during a scientific expedition his parents were members of. The expedition was attacked by bandits and everyone died except for baby Richard, who was later found and raised by condors. If huge carrion eating birds don't know how to raise a baby, then who does? Source cracked.com. Not bad for a bird that doesn't even live in Mongolia, or anywhere near Asia for that matter. This guy saw the light of day under world war II. Damn they needed heroes back then^^ And to make matters even worse. Being raised by Condors apparently hands you the ability to give aerodynamics and gravity the finger.
Sun, 05 May 2013 14:12:34

Rastifan

I think I know what this is. Batman was bitten by a radioactive fashion designer from France.
Sun, 05 May 2013 14:36:06

Rastifan

I could not believe they actually did this. But then I saw this and became a believer. The Punisher and Eminem in the same comic. This one was done with Eminem's full approval and cooperation. The downside to having Eminem's approval is that you also get a shit-ton of Eminem's suggestions, which resulted in this. Now the little cunt is more bad ass than Frank Castle. Nothing is sacred any more :evil:
Sun, 05 May 2013 19:28:14

DemonicLemon

"Rastifan" said ...
This is the classic example of comic artist who got the exact wrong idea about what a woman's spine is capable of^^
Oh my Titans, it's Rob Liefeld's art! The last one shows Robbie's love for pouches.
Sun, 05 May 2013 19:49:25

Ganonmaster

"Rastifan" said ...
http://uppix.net/7/b/6/d284bdec456082649847e977da68e.jpg This is the classic example of comic artist who got the exact wrong idea about what a woman's spine is capable of^^
Turns out that's something artists have been struggling with for centuries.
Mon, 06 May 2013 03:39:48

Rastifan

How it should have ended^^
Mon, 06 May 2013 03:43:25

Ermac

Black ops 2? i agree
Mon, 06 May 2013 03:51:30

Rastifan

"Ermac" said ...
Black ops 2? i agree
If they had some Black Ops 2 characters and some terrorists in the movie, it would have helped^^
Mon, 06 May 2013 04:07:44

Ermac

"Rastifan" said ...
"Ermac" said ...
Black ops 2? i agree
If they had some Black Ops 2 characters and some terrorists in the movie, it would have helped^^
The iceberg was there terrorist
Mon, 06 May 2013 05:29:06

Clap Trap

"DemonicLemon" said ...
"Rastifan" said ...
http://uppix.net/7/b/6/d284bdec456082649847e977da68e.jpg This is the classic example of comic artist who got the exact wrong idea about what a woman's spine is capable of^^
Oh my Titans, it's Rob Liefeld's art! http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1070358/38_medium.jpg http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1070566/31_medium.jpg The last one shows Robbie's love for pouches.
Growing up, I absolutely HATED Liefeld's style. I can't even call it over stylized because it is just crap. Alex Ross is, IMO the best there is when it comes to comic art, hands down. He is one of the few (if not only remaining) comic artist that still works in traditional art mediums like paint and pencils. Most are all produced on computers via cintiq's. Before paint and after paint
Mon, 06 May 2013 05:39:55

Clap Trap

What the actual fuck? lol! [youtube:3jbcf674]reop2bXiNgk[/youtube:3jbcf674]
Mon, 06 May 2013 05:44:58

Rastifan

lol that was some weird shit Clap Trap^^
Mon, 06 May 2013 05:58:31

Ganonmaster

Related: [youtube:37nb81qz]jdQIwIlop6w[/youtube:37nb81qz]
Mon, 06 May 2013 06:05:08

Clap Trap

"Rastifan" said ...
lol that was some weird shit Clap Trap^^
There is ALWAYS something weirder :P
Mon, 06 May 2013 06:07:40

Clap Trap

"Ganonmaster" said ...
Related: [youtube:m0syd9to]jdQIwIlop6w[/youtube:m0syd9to]
LOL I suppose while we are on the subject I found this [youtube:m0syd9to]SEdpwWND29I[/youtube:m0syd9to] Very dark and twisted but I still laughed.
Mon, 06 May 2013 06:08:46

DemonicLemon

I've been wondering, what IS that creature in that image, I saw it a lot and I'm wondering just what the hell it is. Looks like a cross between a coconut, a shaved Chimpanzee, and a saggy faced guy with his face stretched back.
Mon, 06 May 2013 06:15:26

Clap Trap

[youtube:2esel6l5]zpUdURi9Hq0[/youtube:2esel6l5]
Mon, 06 May 2013 06:18:06

Clap Trap

[youtube:1j7iy888]imTZOSWyJmk[/youtube:1j7iy888]
Mon, 06 May 2013 06:21:21

Clap Trap

Technically being Roman Catholic I should be offended by this picture, but I can't stop laughing. Does that make me neutral evil or just into offensive humor? You make the call.
Mon, 06 May 2013 06:58:54

Ganonmaster

"DemonicLemon" said ...
I've been wondering, what IS that creature in that image, I saw it a lot and I'm wondering just what the hell it is. Looks like a cross between a coconut, a shaved Chimpanzee, and a saggy faced guy with his face stretched back.
It's a piece of art by a guy called "Charlie White" from a series of works called "Understanding Joshua". The series explores male self-loathing through photographic puppetry. Using a humanoid puppet he calls “complete fragility manifest in a body”. White presents human frailty through a fictional character, much as a novelist might. As Charlie White tells, his puppet, called Joshua, helps him to explore the themes of male self-image and self-loathing. White places Joshua in a series of vulnerable situations – at a cocktail party or a lover’s house – and photographs the scene.
Mon, 06 May 2013 07:06:04

DemonicLemon

poor Josua. We've been taking his hideousness for granted :(
Mon, 06 May 2013 21:09:24

Clap Trap

[youtube:3m7ivgj5]nu3R3us7iHk[/youtube:3m7ivgj5]
Mon, 06 May 2013 21:13:06

Clap Trap

:mdr: [youtube:2upwq7e1]Cx28MlhY8zc[/youtube:2upwq7e1]
Tue, 07 May 2013 00:52:42

Rastifan

Worst case of anal fisting rape I have ever seen :lol:
Tue, 07 May 2013 03:31:16

Clap Trap

"Rastifan" said ...
Worst case of anal fisting rape I have ever seen :lol:
Look on the bright side. That appears to be a massive amount of sex lube being used on Spider-Man so you know that the villain was considering Peter's pleasure :) If anything he was being considerate to use it prior to fisting his bum :P
Tue, 07 May 2013 03:34:54

Clap Trap

[youtube:dhx23xqz]rr5WfD3hLD4[/youtube:dhx23xqz]
Tue, 07 May 2013 04:19:06

Rastifan

That was great :mdr:
Wed, 08 May 2013 14:15:28

Rastifan

I love you to baby. Behold my mighty rod of sin. Feel it and suck it and fuck it. Let us fester in joyful depravity my dark princess. Hail Satan :twisted:
Wed, 08 May 2013 15:13:29

Rastifan

My kind of woman^^
Thu, 09 May 2013 04:09:14

Rastifan

Fri, 10 May 2013 04:34:38

kylla0815

"Rastifan" said ...
LOL, this is great! Baby goat GIFs are proliferating throughout the memesphere lately, and they're all pretty hilarious.
Fri, 10 May 2013 09:39:00

Clap Trap

Tread mill preset to "Freddy Mercury" or DDR training? You decided!
Sat, 11 May 2013 03:39:39

Rastifan

[youtube:1hg7ql6d]zOgl0CT4pWs[/youtube:1hg7ql6d] Not often The Thinking Atheist earns a spot in this tread, but they make such a good point here^^
Sat, 11 May 2013 12:11:46
Sat, 11 May 2013 12:17:04

Rastifan

"Clap Trap" said ...
Look on the bright side. That appears to be a massive amount of sex lube being used on Spider-Man so you know that the villain was considering Peter's pleasure :)
See this is true. You have a talent for looking at the positive side of every scenario :mdr:
Sat, 11 May 2013 12:45:29

Rastifan

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:46:55

Rastifan

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:47:42

Rastifan

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:23:35

Rastifan

[youtube:1dngx1ib]PYtXuBN1Hvc[/youtube:1dngx1ib] What the flying fuck :mdr:
Sun, 12 May 2013 20:16:46

Zearoth

Best, superhero, ever!
Tue, 14 May 2013 11:51:35

Rastifan

[youtube:3epabwft]fdwC4vhc594[/youtube:3epabwft] Give me a fucking break. They might as well add dragons and fairies to this :mdr:
Wed, 15 May 2013 07:49:17

Rastifan

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:00:04

Rastifan

[youtube:494i66ir]cR6pVqn6p_Y[/youtube:494i66ir] Anyone remember this^^
Thu, 16 May 2013 01:31:42

Ermac

Takes balls of steel to wear that in public, also not my image obviously
Thu, 16 May 2013 05:32:06

Rastifan

I would go with that shirt and enjoy the looks^^
Thu, 16 May 2013 05:32:32

Rastifan

Intervention much...
Thu, 16 May 2013 22:52:36

Soraku Fett

The Description for the following video reads: Off to the Hospital to see OH GOD NO OH JESUS FUCK NOO [youtube:370y50sf]yTCGbuOGlBg[/youtube:370y50sf]
Thu, 23 May 2013 17:06:13

Rastifan

Yea...
Thu, 30 May 2013 15:28:30

Rastifan

Oh dear. This is an invitation to flame war^^
Fri, 31 May 2013 03:51:27

Rastifan

[youtube:2gp5e5jb]39MshA4U7xA[/youtube:2gp5e5jb] :D
Fri, 31 May 2013 03:51:45

TohEro

Seriously, geese are vicious.
Fri, 31 May 2013 03:57:02

Rastifan

:mdr:
Fri, 31 May 2013 18:29:48

Rastifan

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-a ... -s-america From 2:17 and out. Laughed my ass off :lol:
Fri, 31 May 2013 18:47:17

TooL

lol I remember that. Can't get enough of TDS and Colbert Report. Gotta get some HBO for some Bill Maher, too. That is one funny atheist.
Fri, 31 May 2013 18:55:19

Rastifan

"TooL" said ...
Gotta get some HBO for some Bill Maher, too. That is one funny atheist.
Funny but an oddball. He claims to be a rational human being but supports Peta because he saw a lamb get slaughtered once. If it was a pig, he would probably not lift an eye brow. Not a rational reaction if you ask me. And he opposes vaccines on no medical foundation what so ever. He is a funny guy, but I don't think he puts the same values in the word rational as I do :P
Sat, 01 Jun 2013 08:46:05

DemonicLemon

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 21:56:49

DemonicLemon

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 05:24:28

Rastifan

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 08:33:27

Rastifan

Seriously. If you have a pizza with radius "z" and thickness "a", its volume is Pi(z*z)a.
Mon, 03 Jun 2013 08:36:44

Rastifan

:P
Mon, 03 Jun 2013 08:59:51

Anonymous

:lolol:
Mon, 03 Jun 2013 09:03:24

Rastifan

:D
Tue, 04 Jun 2013 06:35:08

Ganonmaster

[youtube:38dc4i0u]-V3pnk7J7QM[/youtube:38dc4i0u]
Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:20:11

Clap Trap

Back from the grave! Major client projects are finally finished and this is how I feel :D
Tue, 04 Jun 2013 22:46:50

DemonicLemon

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:11:13

Rastifan

[youtube:1g5u8eus]AeeZ6ehvlCM[/youtube:1g5u8eus] The comedy Haunted House was a tragedy. So far from funny as you could get, but one scene was hilarious. Had to edit out of the movie and upload to Youtube^^
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 04:05:29

Clap Trap

[youtube:11wrgz3i]UPIOcPJfPds[/youtube:11wrgz3i]
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 07:42:21

Rastifan

A true RPG player :D The banana logo on the lappy is hilarious!! Made by Loopydave over at DA http://loopydave.deviantart.com/#/art/D ... 79382?hf=1
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:15:38

Rastifan

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:28:46

Rastifan

WTF! Dude came out of the sunroof and is ok :shock:
Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:58:56

Rastifan

I almost made this my new avatar^^
Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:11:09

Anonymous

"Rastifan" said ...
WTF! Dude came out of the sunroof and is ok :shock:
DAT parking! "Honey i'm hoÔome" :mrgreen:
"Rastifan" said ...
:mdr:
Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:39:57

DangerBond

Made this one myself. Gives new meaning to the word Octopussy, don't you think? :D
Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:24:38

Clap Trap

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:26:18

Clap Trap

What started the eternal war between cats and dogs? This perhaps?
Sat, 08 Jun 2013 05:59:41

DemonicLemon

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 09:09:55

Ganonmaster

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:18:01

Rastifan

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:33:29

Rastifan

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:36:27

Rastifan

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:38:07

Rastifan

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:42:37

Rastifan

So fucking true :lol:
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:58:18

Clap Trap

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:15:10

Clap Trap

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:11:24

Rastifan

:mdr:
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:16:50

Rastifan

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:24:39

Rastifan

Always something new^^
Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:22:47

TooL

HAHAHAHA! This page! I can relate to the Multiplayer shit. I'm usually in a small but talented squad, but the people we count on to be the main horde (meat shields) just fail so badly. I personally love when people are dead and spectating me. Unless I'm sucking :mrgreen:
Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:24:51

Rastifan

I am so going to do this :mrgreen:
Tue, 11 Jun 2013 01:32:09

Rastifan

:mdr:
Tue, 11 Jun 2013 05:58:36

Clap Trap

"Rastifan" said ...
lol this especially funny because I literally just got bitched at by who I assume is a 12 year old girl screaming at the top of his lungs :P But in all seriousness don't by $200 headsets :P $30-$60 range is where it is at IMO They are all shit made and designed to fail. That is unless you know how to sodder and rewire.
Tue, 11 Jun 2013 06:01:02

Clap Trap

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:48:14

Zoder

Laziness has to be one of the best inspirations for ambition in all of human history.
Tue, 11 Jun 2013 21:37:34

Clap Trap

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 03:17:26

Clap Trap

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 03:41:08

Rastifan

:mdr:
Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:11:56

Rastifan

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:15:57

Rastifan

How it feels like to be insulted by a scientists^^
Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:38:36

Soraku Fett

Anyone ready for Dark Souls II? 'CUZ I'M FUCKING NOT...
Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:36:45

Rastifan

Archaeological digs in the year 4013 :geek:
Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:43:35

Rastifan

"DemonicLemon" said ...
The gods, Plastashun and Nintuntu placed those there to test our faith! :ugeek:
ROTFL :mdr:
Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:02:49

Rastifan

The dumb cunt. The dumb fucking cunt. And the dumb fuck priest she believes in is Pastor Charles L. Worley.
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:56:36

Rastifan

South Carolina man charged with having sex with the same horse twice. http://content.usatoday.com/communities ... b5rv5xK2Gs He said! "I'm sorry about what I've done. I didn't mean to do it". Yes of course. You just walked in to the stable and a series of innocent events made you trip, drop your pants, stumble upon a stool and accidentally shove your dick in to the horse. Happens all the time right? The real question here is! Are we dealing with a sick mind or the worlds most alluring horse :P
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:03:50

Ermac

I never understood people like that
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:08:28

DemonicLemon

Man, horse fuckers are so weird. My manatee girlfriend and I are always perplexed by this type of romance.
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:08:42

Rastifan

"Ermac" said ...
I never understood people like that
Ok try to think of a hot woman. Really hot and you want her. Then quickly swap the image of her with a horse... Hmm nope. Not working for me either :lol:
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:10:47

Rastifan

"DemonicLemon" said ...
Man, horse fuckers are so weird. My manatee girlfriend and I are always perplexed by this type of romance.
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:53:16

TooL

"Rastifan" said ...
The dumb cunt. The dumb fucking cunt. And the dumb fuck priest she believes in is Pastor Charles L. Worley.
Soo, homosexuals are created by homosexual intercourse? Dafuq? Oh America, land of the free.....dom to look mildly retarded as you suggest literally seizing the freedoms from others. These people will never come around because they reject technology (which would inform them how foolish they are), and they reject otuside opinions. They just sit in their fucking communion bubble of brainwashed clones patting each other on the back :evil:
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:15:44

Rastifan

[youtube:28gxvpbu]Gu0SpWmvwJM[/youtube:28gxvpbu] LOL Jon goes ballistic over the way Donald Trump eats pizza. Half way out he completely looses it^^
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:41:05

Ermac

[youtube:2hl9ffv5]zIUzLpO1kxI[/youtube:2hl9ffv5] Oh god Mikes face :mrgreen:
Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:31:23

Rastifan

Freaky^^
Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:07:20

Rastifan

Coach is such a party poop^^
Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:18:57

Brother Antroz

Dat ass~
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:15:39

Clap Trap

daFUQ?!
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:16:47

Ermac

Now that's just confusing
Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:55:27

Clap Trap

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:08:58

Rastifan

[youtube:1a9vbp6z]EPop3hlEYz8[/youtube:1a9vbp6z] DasBoSchitt. Nuff said :lol:
Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:57:56

Anonymous

True :lolol:
Thu, 20 Jun 2013 22:16:17

Rastifan

Got a mixture of hilarity, dread and awe looking at this. I assume camouflage. Nature is so trippy. Even more trippy than the creatures Mask ports :mrgreen:
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 08:11:57

THRAXX

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and drycleaners depressed? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 11:35:05

Rastifan

"THRAXX" said ...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and drycleaners depressed? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
:mdr:
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 16:22:22

Clap Trap

My heart just stopped from laughing so hard, and this is just the trailer :D [youtube:3k4033iy]Elczv0ghqw0[/youtube:3k4033iy]
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 16:44:35

vaako

[youtube:3769eux6]HRjCHj_4oUE[/youtube:3769eux6] Guys, we might be in trouble.
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 16:53:40

Ermac

Aghahahahahahaha
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 17:19:40

Clap Trap

They are funny because they are true! Especially the Tim Horton's thing :) Although I have never seen a moose in my life, not once. :P Not a fan of cottage country because I get eaten alive by bugs :x
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 17:20:26

Ermac

Thats seems about it
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 17:35:43

Ermac

[youtube:34lf5lss]h8Fyf4R-nzI[/youtube:34lf5lss]
Fri, 21 Jun 2013 20:57:12

Anonymous

Lol i dont remember that :? :mrgreen:
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 11:19:18

Rastifan

I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger as it is flying towards you. Then it suddenly hit me...
Sat, 22 Jun 2013 12:39:59

Rastifan

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. [youtube:3aqzo5j5]bcYppAs6ZdI[/youtube:3aqzo5j5]
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 04:01:31

Brother Antroz

Is it bad that I wanted to smack it just as she was pulling the trigger? :twisted:
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 18:30:04

Clap Trap

"Ermac" said ...
[youtube:2kk57q3u]h8Fyf4R-nzI[/youtube:2kk57q3u]
T3 was a bit campy but I enjoyed it for what it was, an action flick. Personally I liked the scene at the male strip bar when he put on the "Elton John" glasses :P [youtube:2kk57q3u]ufWgXA1XPTQ[/youtube:2kk57q3u] Obviously it wasn't on par with T2 but it was certainly better then Salvation which basically killed the franchise.
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 18:34:16

Clap Trap

Mon, 24 Jun 2013 18:56:56

Ermac

"Clap Trap" said ...
"Ermac" said ...
[youtube:3pfbruqr]h8Fyf4R-nzI[/youtube:3pfbruqr]
T3 was a bit campy but I enjoyed it for what it was, an action flick. Personally I liked the scene at the male strip bar when he put on the "Elton John" glasses :P [youtube:3pfbruqr]ufWgXA1XPTQ[/youtube:3pfbruqr] Obviously it wasn't on par with T2 but it was certainly better then Salvation which basically killed the franchise.
It wasn't nearly as good story wise but as an action movie its fucking awesome
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:08:42

Clap Trap

"Ermac" said ...
"Clap Trap" said ...
[spoiler:32qj3j6y]
"Ermac" said ...
[youtube:32qj3j6y]h8Fyf4R-nzI[/youtube:32qj3j6y]
T3 was a bit campy but I enjoyed it for what it was, an action flick. Personally I liked the scene at the male strip bar when he put on the "Elton John" glasses :P [youtube:32qj3j6y]ufWgXA1XPTQ[/youtube:32qj3j6y][/spoiler:32qj3j6y] Obviously it wasn't on par with T2 but it was certainly better then Salvation which basically killed the franchise.
It wasn't nearly as good story wise but as an action movie its fucking awesome
Which are you talking about, T3 or Salvation? Even if the explosions were cool, I couldn't stomach Salvation's very poorly executed and convoluted story, .
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:09:32

Ermac

I was referring to Terminator 3, sorry about that
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:13:15

Clap Trap

"Ermac" said ...
I was referring to Terminator 3, sorry about that
Sweet zombie Jesus, thank Christ :D You had me worried. I thought for a second you were talking about Terminator: Salvation :P
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:18:09

Clap Trap

Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:19:25

Ermac

"Clap Trap" said ...
"Ermac" said ...
I was referring to Terminator 3, sorry about that
Sweet zombie Jesus, thank Christ :D You had me worried. I thought for a second you were talking about Terminator: Salvation :P
I didn't really hate Salvation that much although i have to admit the CGI Arnold looked pretty good at the end
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:19:57

Clap Trap

Mon, 24 Jun 2013 19:24:29

Clap Trap

You will either laugh or scream in agony at the sight of this :P I couldn't help but laugh :D
Mon, 24 Jun 2013 20:53:45

Rastifan

People say I tend to ruin the magic :P
Tue, 25 Jun 2013 02:00:46

Ganonmaster

When I grow up, I want to be this guy.
Tue, 25 Jun 2013 02:02:01

DemonicLemon

I'd get an easy 4.0 in that class if he was the teacher :mrgreen: .
Tue, 25 Jun 2013 02:20:30

Rastifan

Tue, 25 Jun 2013 03:20:41

Rastifan

Tue, 25 Jun 2013 04:12:28

Rastifan

Make mine a triple and bring the cocaine.
Tue, 25 Jun 2013 05:45:17

Anonymous

I find they beautiful... but i am drunk :dingo:
Thu, 27 Jun 2013 03:39:39

Ermac

[youtube:296s7sx3]EemoOviEC74[/youtube:296s7sx3]
Fri, 28 Jun 2013 03:22:20

Rastifan

Love this :mrgreen:
Fri, 28 Jun 2013 03:26:05

Ermac

Thats true though...
Fri, 28 Jun 2013 23:54:43

maggott-tron

"Rastifan" said ...
Love this :mrgreen:
:lolol: :mdr:
Sat, 29 Jun 2013 01:35:59

Imtherofler

Sun, 30 Jun 2013 17:43:54

bloodwail

I love these critters
Tue, 02 Jul 2013 02:10:11

Ermac

[youtube:2umek0ob]hgfbafx137A[/youtube:2umek0ob] Arguably one of the funniest movie characters I've seen
Wed, 03 Jul 2013 12:46:47

Rastifan

Fri, 05 Jul 2013 03:33:40

Ermac

[youtube:xwrzglcb]U6RWiVRwoE8[/youtube:xwrzglcb]
Tue, 09 Jul 2013 03:27:50

Anonymous

Tue, 09 Jul 2013 04:28:23

Rastifan

Tue, 09 Jul 2013 07:02:44

Ganonmaster

"Symphony_MC" said ...
WTF... :mdr:
There's more where that came from. They made those as a halloween promotion at one time. Several special Fleshlight variants with their own silly dildo. You can buy them over at Fleshlight.
Sun, 07 Jul 2013 21:26:54

Rastifan

Malcolm Reynolds. One of my all time favorite movie characters :mrgreen:
Sun, 07 Jul 2013 22:07:08

Ganonmaster

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 04:19:34

DemonicLemon

I thought that there was a number of men in their forms of skimpy clothing as well? Shao Kahn, Johnny Cage, Liu Kang off the top of my head.
Mon, 08 Jul 2013 05:30:57

Rastifan

"DemonicLemon" said ...
I thought that there was a number of men in their forms of skimpy clothing as well? Shao Kahn, Johnny Cage, Liu Kang off the top of my head.
Yes but they are men and doesn't count. Males are not allowed to feel exploited :P
Mon, 08 Jul 2013 06:07:06

DemonicLemon

"Rastifan" said ...
"DemonicLemon" said ...
I thought that there was a number of men in their forms of skimpy clothing as well? Shao Kahn, Johnny Cage, Liu Kang off the top of my head.
Yes but they are men and doesn't count. Males are not allowed to feel exploited :P
If anything, Mortal Kombat is the most progressive game on gender relations. Everyone shows skin, and everyone beats the shit out of eachother.
Tue, 09 Jul 2013 00:57:12

Symphony_MC

WTF... :mdr:
Tue, 09 Jul 2013 01:02:40

Rastifan

:lolol:
Wed, 10 Jul 2013 23:59:03

Rastifan

Fri, 12 Jul 2013 20:00:54

Soraku Fett

Man... I think I've found another thing imgur.com is good for besides uploading my poses...
Fri, 12 Jul 2013 20:04:39

Soraku Fett

"Symphony_MC" said ...
WTF... :mdr:
The sheer fact that that is a thing is almost as weird as...
Fri, 12 Jul 2013 20:05:23

DemonicLemon

Fri, 12 Jul 2013 20:07:39

Soraku Fett

And here's another one that I couldn't pass up...
Mon, 15 Jul 2013 20:36:24

Ganonmaster

"Soraku Fett" said ...
"Symphony_MC" said ...
WTF... :mdr:
The sheer fact that that is a thing is almost as weird as...
Check out Bad-Dragon, where you can get those and other anthromorph fuck sleeves and dildos.
Wed, 17 Jul 2013 18:48:21

Soraku Fett

"Ganonmaster" said ...
Check out Bad-Dragon, where you can get those and other anthromorph fuck sleeves and dildos.
Believe me, I know where they come from. I honestly don't think I could EVER bring myself to buy any kind of Fleshlight-type dick sleeve or anything. I'll stick to my hand, thanks... :mrgreen: P.S. You sound like a Goddamn commercial. XD
Wed, 17 Jul 2013 19:44:58

Ganonmaster

"Soraku Fett" said ...
"Ganonmaster" said ...
Check out Bad-Dragon, where you can get those and other anthromorph fuck sleeves and dildos.
Believe me, I know where they come from. I honestly don't think I could EVER bring myself to buy any kind of Fleshlight-type dick sleeve or anything. I'll stick to my hand, thanks... :mrgreen: P.S. You sound like a Goddamn commercial. XD
Let's just say I'm a satisfied customer. ;)
Thu, 18 Jul 2013 18:08:42

Rastifan

Kim Jong-Un looks at things. Looks at rope. Looks at sand. Looks at electric stair. Looks at bushes. Looks at a goat. Looks at pool. Looks at bottles. Looks at picture. You never see him doing any governing do you? I mean if he is just a figure head, why not hire this guy. Would work better than that little smurf wouldn't it :P
Fri, 19 Jul 2013 14:39:31

Rastifan

Fri, 19 Jul 2013 14:47:10

Rastifan

:lol:
Fri, 19 Jul 2013 18:47:15

Rastifan

Good grief :mdr:
Fri, 19 Jul 2013 20:40:46

Amatori

[youtube:1bjiuoi6]_Dy8WkD08v8[/youtube:1bjiuoi6]
Sun, 21 Jul 2013 01:16:21

Ermac

[youtube:2q8pltq2]vovJ-JsK9h4[/youtube:2q8pltq2] Oh my god i laughed too hard at this...
Mon, 22 Jul 2013 16:08:56
Tue, 23 Jul 2013 10:06:10

DemonicLemon

[youtube:26o69dql]LZepj6u5Dtc[/youtube:26o69dql]
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:23:56

Symphony_MC

:heep:
Wed, 24 Jul 2013 19:32:47

Rastifan

:lolol:
Thu, 25 Jul 2013 11:59:05

Rastifan

Thu, 25 Jul 2013 12:28:44

DoomPatrol85

Fri, 26 Jul 2013 06:30:03

FunnyStar

[youtube:2x91lxjo]q8YotFJNBqE[/youtube:2x91lxjo]
Fri, 26 Jul 2013 20:50:32

Symphony_MC

I can't blame him ^^
Sat, 27 Jul 2013 04:10:17

DemonicLemon

I find this funny for some reason :mrgreen:
Sun, 28 Jul 2013 19:02:40

Soulslayerzx

I was looking back at my female vampire lord nude mod when I just started to learn:
Mon, 29 Jul 2013 05:06:07

Rastifan

:mdr:
Mon, 29 Jul 2013 09:35:23

giantkrill

Tue, 30 Jul 2013 06:59:39

DoomPatrol85

Sat, 03 Aug 2013 04:01:34

DemonicLemon

Sat, 03 Aug 2013 18:45:45

Soraku Fett

"DemonicLemon" said ...
Click for animated boobs. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/622649
Why did I think you WOULDN'T post something fucking insane... :lol:
Mon, 05 Aug 2013 00:12:37

Rastifan

[youtube:1ri7eeh1]GOo4JzBn7wU[/youtube:1ri7eeh1] Tiny Tina. What a character^^
Mon, 05 Aug 2013 23:12:53

Rastifan

I can see why they picked the name.
Mon, 05 Aug 2013 23:16:03

Rastifan

Christmas for leprechauns.
Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:09:45

Rastifan

It is depressing to know there are people like this out there, walking around and breeding.
Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:22:23

Rastifan

The The ball-bearing treehopper (Bocydium globulare), native to South America. My favorite "go home evolution, you're drunk" insect.
Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:28:11

Rastifan

Totally unrealistic :P
Tue, 06 Aug 2013 03:32:25

Anonymous

"Rastifan" said ...
It is depressing to know there are people like this out there, walking around and breeding.
:lolol:
Thu, 08 Aug 2013 09:04:36

DemonicLemon

I wish these places existed. :D
Thu, 08 Aug 2013 11:32:51

Rastifan

What the flying fuck :mdr:
Thu, 08 Aug 2013 11:34:04

DemonicLemon

So that's how pyros sleep!
Mon, 12 Aug 2013 08:46:35

Vitezislav

[youtube:3nwtivto]Y7sLYNwevDQ[/youtube:3nwtivto]
Sun, 11 Aug 2013 17:17:27

DoomPatrol85

Fri, 09 Aug 2013 15:22:28

Rastifan

[youtube:fbnf6ejp]t4yjOibqhWk[/youtube:fbnf6ejp] I made a little spoof of a scene from the movie The Exorcism of Emily Rose :mrgreen:
Fri, 09 Aug 2013 15:52:02

dar

NSFW. The good stuff starts after a few rows. http://dicklips.org/archive
Fri, 09 Aug 2013 16:50:53

Rastifan

[youtube:3sfhvldq]A43JOxLa5MM[/youtube:3sfhvldq] And now the Rooster metal mix. Thanks for the link TooL^^
Sat, 10 Aug 2013 13:11:01

Rastifan

[youtube:syxu58ua]sdAwGKk8a4M[/youtube:syxu58ua] Love this^^
Sat, 10 Aug 2013 19:14:04

Brother Antroz

In response to a spampost on YouTube about getting girls to like you:
Yeah, it's usually when a girl tells you that she likes you. Then you can be pretty sure, that she likes you. Afterwards, take her out on a date, go see a movie with her first, then go for a walk and buy some ice-cream, try to be funny and romantic, and when you feel the time is right - lean in and whisper into her ear: "The Lannisters send their regards.", then stab her in the heart or slit her throat. It's your choice, really.
Thu, 15 Aug 2013 19:17:23

Ermac

[youtube:1h9e6ntw]_DQv2GxFHt4[/youtube:1h9e6ntw] This is so funny but true
Thu, 15 Aug 2013 04:51:18

Rastifan

Sun, 01 Sep 2013 11:30:04

DemonicLemon

Those of us who played Gmod or SFM or something similar have a reality warping pissed off god on our tail.
Wed, 21 Aug 2013 07:16:21

Rastifan

Skyrim humor^^ Want to make a decent Gmod version of this.
Thu, 22 Aug 2013 14:24:45

Rastifan

A look at the real product via the one used in advertisement. There you have it :wtf: I very seldom eat this stuff, but I do think they ought to put some pride in their work^^
Thu, 22 Aug 2013 17:28:24

Ermac

Welcome to life, where lying makes the world go round
Mon, 26 Aug 2013 07:21:11

Rastifan

[youtube:2liqaboa]356H_6q2BDI[/youtube:2liqaboa] Conan O'Brien is not a well man^^
Sat, 31 Aug 2013 03:25:02

DemonicLemon

Fundies Say The Darndest Things :mrgreen:
Sat, 31 Aug 2013 04:11:52

Rastifan

"DemonicLemon" said ...
Fundies Say The Darndest Things :mrgreen:
Good grief.
Sat, 31 Aug 2013 04:12:06

Rastifan

Sat, 31 Aug 2013 04:18:07

Rastifan

Sun, 01 Sep 2013 04:48:31

THRAXX

Never believe anybody who tries to prove something with statistics: 83.5 percent of them are completely made up.
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 07:26:11

Clap Trap

[youtube:34n9buh2]LG46DboDfhk[/youtube:34n9buh2]
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 10:52:30

Rastifan

LOL Clap Trap. Fucking hilarious :mdr:
Wed, 04 Sep 2013 10:51:52

Rastifan

Lesbian Valkyrie - Why has thee come to the lesbian crossroad young one. Nude chick - I so totally want to be a lesbian. Lesbian Valkyrie - You feel you are worthy to enter our lesbian halls? Nude Chick - Duh! Of course. Lesbian Valkyrie - Our order are old and honourable human. Nude chick - Awesome. Lesbian Valkyrie - Hmm I'm not sure about this. Nude Chick - Hey I can be your bitch. This happens when you mod the crap out of Skyrim and your imagination won't leave you alone :P
Sun, 08 Sep 2013 22:43:24

Rastifan

Mon, 09 Sep 2013 10:07:36

giantkrill

This seems right up DigitalEro's alley. Behold the potential of the Oculus Rift! http://vimeo.com/64398631
Sat, 05 Apr 2014 14:27:13

Rastifan

[youtube:3jxttfcn]7D4K8Rrm82w[/youtube:3jxttfcn]
Fri, 13 Sep 2013 23:37:26

Rastifan

Mother nature. Best troll ever.
Mon, 16 Sep 2013 23:25:11

Rastifan

I could not resit doing the joke :lol:
Thu, 19 Sep 2013 13:47:27

DemonicLemon

This is me when I am missing a piece.
Sat, 21 Sep 2013 10:17:10

DemonicLemon

Sat, 21 Sep 2013 10:33:07

Rastifan

:mdr:
Sat, 21 Sep 2013 13:29:43

Rastifan

Republicans. Evil concealed by joyful douchebaggery.
Sun, 22 Sep 2013 19:27:06

Rastifan

Cats being... well cats :lol:
Tue, 24 Sep 2013 19:52:21

lollermaz

I don't know why, but cats always seem to be funny, almost no matter what they do.
Wed, 25 Sep 2013 05:59:11

THRAXX

Let's face it-English is a crazy language There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we fine that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught? If vegetarians eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you in a form by filling it out and in which a alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race(which, of course isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. Enuff? Gud! :P :D What do you call a craft show put on by monks? A friar works display. Birthdays are good for you. Research has shown that the more you have, the longer you live.
Wed, 25 Sep 2013 06:32:36

zoeyku

cats always seem to be funny
Sun, 29 Sep 2013 04:39:03

Rastifan

:lol:
Tue, 01 Oct 2013 16:33:26

Rastifan

[youtube:2gekf3e3]8K8KQlZJcv8[/youtube:2gekf3e3] Hilarious. [youtube:2gekf3e3]no1fBQzVKQc[/youtube:2gekf3e3] Part II is even more hilarious :lol:
Sun, 06 Oct 2013 14:13:33

Symphony_MC

Interesting :mrgreen:
Sun, 06 Oct 2013 14:39:56

LawrenceKiller

"Rastifan" said ...
Oh dear :oops:
Acutally.... This post isn't as dumb as you think Our sun is called Sol, the official astronomical name. Betelgeuse (Possibly one of the biggest stars known) is also a sun, to specify it, it's a red supergiant. Star also means sun, and sun means star, it's basicly a word with the same meaning Conclusion, all stars are suns, and all suns are stars. Sorry if this was too educational for you c;
Sun, 06 Oct 2013 17:38:11

DemonicLemon

"laurenskiller" said ...
"Rastifan" said ...
Oh dear :oops:
Acutally.... This post isn't as dumb as you think Our sun is called Sol, the official astronomical name. Betelgeuse (Possibly one of the biggest stars known) is also a sun, to specify it, it's a red supergiant. Star also means sun, and sun means star, it's basicly a word with the same meaning Conclusion, all stars are suns, and all suns are stars. Sorry if this was too educational for you c;
I think you just explained why that post is as dumb as we think. :lol:
Sun, 06 Oct 2013 18:03:45

Rastifan

The sun is a star. Period. And the biggest one known to man is VY Canis Majoris. It is around 4,900 light years away from us, which is a good thing, because when this baby blows... If it was the sun in our solar system, it's surface would extend beyond Jupiter. This star is a freak.
Sun, 06 Oct 2013 18:19:54

Rastifan

Thu, 10 Oct 2013 15:26:23

Anonymous

[center:28r79t7p] Translation: Drugs Before................................After[/center:28r79t7p] :lolol:
Thu, 10 Oct 2013 15:53:19

Rastifan

:lolol:
Thu, 10 Oct 2013 20:04:10

Anonymous

Rasti on a poker table :lolol: [youtube:e71c0e7g]kKR1rrjvq-I[/youtube:e71c0e7g]
Thu, 10 Oct 2013 21:53:27

Rastifan

lol dude got issues. I am hardly like that^^
Sun, 13 Oct 2013 20:18:29

Rastifan

:wtf:
Sun, 13 Oct 2013 20:58:39

Rastifan

Sun, 13 Oct 2013 21:05:00

drake44

"Rastifan" said ...
:wtf:
well fuck you!
Sun, 13 Oct 2013 21:32:36

Rastifan

Sun, 13 Oct 2013 21:37:57

Rastifan

Sun, 13 Oct 2013 21:47:59

Rastifan

Sun, 13 Oct 2013 21:54:09

Ganonmaster

Stop browsing Ebaumsworld and Memebase, Rasti.
Sun, 13 Oct 2013 22:03:48

Rastifan

Be glad I don't post the arrow in the knee "jokes".
Sun, 13 Oct 2013 22:07:41

Ganonmaster

"Rastifan" said ...
Be glad I don't post the arrow in the knee "jokes".
Wouldn't matter. Those are just as funny.
Sun, 13 Oct 2013 22:52:07

drake44

Mon, 14 Oct 2013 06:39:29

Rastifan

When I finally became the Archmage of the college of Winterhold, my first order of business was to stand in a basked. I'll let you know that this is not easy to do in SKyrim. Standing in a basket that is :P
Mon, 14 Oct 2013 23:41:07

TheCaptainNeyo

i decided to make this thought its was kinda funny so here :3
Thu, 17 Oct 2013 16:40:28

Rastifan

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 16:45:38

Rastifan

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 17:26:41

Rastifan

A slight miss calculation there me thinks.
Thu, 17 Oct 2013 20:09:22

DemonicLemon

"Rastifan" said ...
A slight miss calculation there me thinks.
To be fair, they didn't say they can weigh less :????:
Fri, 18 Oct 2013 03:47:49

Anonymous

"Rastifan" said ...
What a big apple! :shock: :lolol:
Sat, 19 Oct 2013 02:42:41

DemonicLemon

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 03:48:55

StrangeCreed

Forgive me if this seems a little out of left field, but I just kind of thought that eventually Louis or another survivor is going to chug the wrong bottle of pills... ...along with another, filthier joke I thought I'd toss in here.
Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:08:27

Rastifan

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:25:06

Rastifan

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:25:36

DemonicLemon

Tue, 22 Oct 2013 23:37:19

Rastifan

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 04:37:57

Rastifan

What biblical curses is concerned, this one is rather amusing. "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces." - Malachi 2:3 (King James) It can be very hard for a minor prophet to stand out, which is probably why Malachi goes directly to the scat. For some reason, he remains a fairly minor character in the story after this incident :P
Tue, 29 Oct 2013 16:30:08

Rastifan

French Cops Stumble Upon Exorcism! When multiple people in the French town of Limoux reported hearing screams in their neighbourhood, police officers rushed to the scene expecting to find a murder in progress, or perhaps something worse, like two murders in progress. That's when they realized the screams were coming from a local church, where the pastor told them to calm down -- it wasn't a murder, it was simply an exorcism. As the screams were merely the last throes of a demon being cast back into the fiery abyss from which it came and not anything serious, the police decided to sit back and watch the whole thing. What a fucking world we live in :lol:
Thu, 31 Oct 2013 13:20:32

Goron_Ozzy

[youtube:3bhj6i62]Dkd9W2ps0uI[/youtube:3bhj6i62]
Fri, 01 Nov 2013 03:14:17

Ermac

Cool free clothes
Sun, 03 Nov 2013 06:31:14

Rastifan

ROTFL
Mon, 04 Nov 2013 07:05:54

DemonicLemon

A couple of my friends had no idea what they saw after I made this.
Wed, 06 Nov 2013 06:04:01

Rastifan

Wed, 06 Nov 2013 06:25:30

Rastifan

:lol:
Thu, 07 Nov 2013 06:44:19

THRAXX

Never put off tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Fri, 08 Nov 2013 01:14:53

dinobob

Want to hear a bad joke? [spoiler:3iavvd9m]This website [/spoiler:3iavvd9m]
Tue, 12 Nov 2013 16:17:48

dar

[youtube:25ittw42]EC-Hen5Jt_s[/youtube:25ittw42]
Fri, 15 Nov 2013 18:31:18

Anonymous

[youtube:1z8k4oje]Z3GorDDwOOg[/youtube:1z8k4oje] Amagad :mdr:
Tue, 19 Nov 2013 23:13:17

Rastifan

Tue, 19 Nov 2013 23:18:37

Rastifan

Mon, 02 Dec 2013 22:13:29

DemonicLemon

We need Asura's Wrath models in source.
Sat, 07 Dec 2013 02:29:51

DemonicLemon

Sat, 07 Dec 2013 03:09:00

Eich

"Rastifan" said ...
Republicans. Evil concealed by joyful douchebaggery.
Lets not forget that its not like they are making it easier to get healthcare, They are FORCING YOU. Thanks.
Sun, 08 Dec 2013 09:52:36

giantkrill

[youtube:2j9vp7zi]Uq2E1GFusRI[/youtube:2j9vp7zi]
Sun, 08 Dec 2013 19:50:11

Rastifan

Sun, 08 Dec 2013 21:48:19

ClockworkBeast

Shit I can't remember the name of the site where this comic is from!
Sun, 08 Dec 2013 22:10:29

Ganonmaster

"ClockworkBeast" said ...
Shit I can't remember the name of the site where this comic is from!
http://oglaf.com/
Mon, 09 Dec 2013 15:53:15

ClockworkBeast

Thank you!^^
Wed, 11 Dec 2013 02:30:17

Rastifan

Sat, 14 Dec 2013 14:22:15

Rastifan

Sat, 14 Dec 2013 14:47:18

lollermaz

Mon, 16 Dec 2013 02:45:37

Ganonmaster

[youtube:g1smg4qf]TnzafqZqFf0[/youtube:g1smg4qf]
Mon, 16 Dec 2013 17:08:18

Rastifan

Fri, 20 Dec 2013 20:52:48

Anonymous

Here is why the americans never go back on the moon. [youtube:2t6laylo]MYgS-ONrX9E[/youtube:2t6laylo] :lolol:
Sat, 21 Dec 2013 05:39:35

THRAXX

"Evil-Ash" said ...
Here is why the americans never go back on the moon. [youtube:1kpex8v7]MYgS-ONrX9E[/youtube:1kpex8v7] :lolol:
Ash :mdr: :mdr: catching my breath :mdr: :mdr: that would be my luck if I were there:P
Sun, 22 Dec 2013 04:55:04

Predator

:lol: Holy shiet that is the best fucking commercial ever, I just love how you'd think it was a trailer for a movie or something XD By the way, what is the song used? Sounds vaguely familiar, and im pretty sure its Two Steps From Hell or something along those lines, anyone know?
Tue, 24 Dec 2013 05:34:37

Rastifan

Laughed my ass off :lol:
Tue, 24 Dec 2013 05:35:04

Rastifan

Another proof of their utter insanity^^
Fri, 27 Dec 2013 07:57:22

Rastifan

Fri, 27 Dec 2013 08:27:17

Rastifan

Fri, 27 Dec 2013 09:23:35

Rastifan

Only in Japan^^
Fri, 27 Dec 2013 09:27:57

Rastifan

The dysfunctional tour company
Sun, 29 Dec 2013 00:05:28

Rastifan

:+1:
Fri, 03 Jan 2014 20:25:43

DemonicLemon

Sat, 04 Jan 2014 09:32:24

Rastifan

Sat, 04 Jan 2014 09:58:25

Rastifan

:mdr:
Tue, 07 Jan 2014 01:03:27

Rastifan

Tue, 07 Jan 2014 01:06:38

Rastifan

This is gold :lol:
Fri, 10 Jan 2014 16:15:57

Rastifan

Sun, 19 Jan 2014 09:05:54

DemonicLemon

Mon, 20 Jan 2014 10:42:11

Anonymous

[youtube:12s4fzec]PUKMUZ4tlJg[/youtube:12s4fzec] :twisted:
Mon, 20 Jan 2014 11:51:36

DemonicLemon

Wed, 22 Jan 2014 20:21:38

Rastifan

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 08:34:51

Rastifan

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 08:39:58

Anonymous

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 19:08:03

Rastifan

I love this :mrgreen:
Fri, 31 Jan 2014 04:42:36

Anonymous

True.
Fri, 31 Jan 2014 07:13:12

DemonicLemon

I just made this :D Warning, kinda violent. Decided to get in on the fun of spoofing V-day cards using famous paintings. [spoiler:2j5v9vyf][/spoiler:2j5v9vyf]
Fri, 31 Jan 2014 23:15:07

DemonicLemon

Same warning as above post: [spoiler:e18qfv87][/spoiler:e18qfv87]
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 04:20:06

Rastifan

I think these are amusing ideas lemmon^^
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 07:21:17

Rastifan

Didn't know much about astronomy back then did they^^
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 08:19:31

DemonicLemon

"Rastifan" said ...
Didn't know much about astronomy back then did they^^
Of all the legit reasons to criticize the bible, I don't think this is one of them. How did 4 days pass? 4 x 24 hour period.
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 11:29:55

Anonymous

Sat, 01 Feb 2014 11:37:43

leeteRR

"DemonicLemon" said ...
Of all the legit reasons to criticize the bible, I don't think this is one of them. How did 4 days pass? 4 x 24 hour period.
And how did anyone know that 24h passed? Did they even know what a day was? Did they know how many hours a day has without Sun? Everything about religion is just ridiculous.
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 13:07:54

Ganonmaster

"leeteRR" said ...
And how did anyone know that 24h passed? Did they even know what a day was? Did they know how many hours a day has without Sun?
An all powerful being like God probably had some way to arbitrarily determine that.
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 13:56:38

ArielSweetSugar

But why when Adam eated the thingy of knowledge, why did the humankind didn't knew the world was round and they didn't knew how long was a day?
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 16:22:49

Ganonmaster

"ArielWarrior" said ...
But why when Adam eated the thingy of knowledge, why did the humankind didn't knew the world was round and they didn't knew how long was a day?
Because it's not necessarily the Fruit of Knowledge, it's usually just referred to as Forbidden Fruit. And it's not meant as literal fruit, but as a metaphor for pleasure or indulgence that is immoral or forbidden.
Sat, 01 Feb 2014 23:19:45

DemonicLemon

"Ganonmaster" said ...
"ArielWarrior" said ...
But why when Adam eated the thingy of knowledge, why did the humankind didn't knew the world was round and they didn't knew how long was a day?
Because it's not necessarily the Fruit of Knowledge, it's usually just referred to as Forbidden Fruit. And it's not meant as literal fruit, but as a metaphor for pleasure or indulgence that is immoral or forbidden.
I heard it was knowledge of good and evil, which muddies up the whole original sin thing. Also, for what it's worth, Yahweh did create light days before the sun, so there was some measure on day.
Sun, 02 Feb 2014 11:26:50

giantkrill

On topic from something that just happened in my Sex Pose thread, Ariel just attempted something similar to this: [youtube:6njcn8ht]t3mdfARnvXc[/youtube:6njcn8ht]
Sun, 02 Feb 2014 13:27:12

ArielSweetSugar

Curiosity hurts. Very bad.
Mon, 03 Feb 2014 04:35:21

Clap Trap

I would say that the Broncos played a good game but that would be a lie. I was rooting for the Seahawks and it was STILL painful to watch the Broncos choke so bad.
Tue, 04 Feb 2014 12:13:44

Rastifan

I honestly wonder why the US are still standing on it's shaky legs with people like this in congress :toctoc:
Tue, 04 Feb 2014 12:34:06

Rastifan

Thu, 06 Feb 2014 20:51:53

Anonymous

Ô my fucking god [youtube:1cwp4q1x]C-KLTELNzLA[/youtube:1cwp4q1x] :mdr:
Sat, 08 Feb 2014 05:35:26

Soulslayerzx

[center:22w93ytq][youtube:22w93ytq]EALreMh6P98[/youtube:22w93ytq][/center:22w93ytq]
Sat, 08 Feb 2014 08:21:23

Rastifan

I couldn't have fucked her. My erection would not be able to penetrate her stupidity.
Sun, 09 Feb 2014 08:16:24

vaako

She's playing a character. It's an act.
Mon, 10 Feb 2014 18:52:25

Rastifan

Mon, 10 Feb 2014 22:23:23

Rastifan

Thu, 13 Feb 2014 07:00:23

Rastifan

Fri, 14 Feb 2014 05:26:12

Ganonmaster

[youtube:2btjexsr]vhKuqGyFqh8[/youtube:2btjexsr]
Mon, 17 Feb 2014 17:39:32

Ninja_wall

Mon, 17 Feb 2014 21:14:45

ArielSweetSugar

I just post this here caus' I find that jiggle HILARIOUS. :mdr:
Tue, 18 Feb 2014 12:40:38

giantkrill

Being a pervert in a nutshell.
Thu, 20 Feb 2014 18:52:00

ArielSweetSugar

Sun, 02 Mar 2014 19:54:29

MajinSM

fuck yeah!
Mon, 03 Mar 2014 16:36:39

Rastifan

Fri, 07 Mar 2014 20:51:40

Anonymous

[youtube:3hwpdof0]06kXXJUddHQ[/youtube:3hwpdof0] That's really stupid, but that makes me laugh so much ! :mdr:
Sun, 09 Mar 2014 17:41:12

Rastifan

Just me fucking around in Skyrim :mrgreen:
Mon, 10 Mar 2014 12:44:42

ArielSweetSugar

Tue, 18 Mar 2014 00:55:54

Rastifan

What a fucking puppet :slap:
Tue, 18 Mar 2014 16:18:34

Rastifan

The banana man. This is how he handles anything unfamiliar. Let's not check out what it means. This is kind of his thing. Not fucking learning. What a dumb piece of trash :dingo:
Tue, 18 Mar 2014 16:31:56

Rastifan

Tue, 18 Mar 2014 20:44:11

MajinSM

Wed, 19 Mar 2014 05:02:24

Rastifan

"MajinSM" said ...
:lolol:
Wed, 19 Mar 2014 06:31:36

Rastifan

Mon, 24 Mar 2014 04:07:34

Makarov

a personal favorite thought i might share it with you all
Wed, 26 Mar 2014 07:20:57

Rastifan

Thu, 27 Mar 2014 17:25:52

Rastifan

Sat, 29 Mar 2014 07:48:10

Rastifan

Legend of the BloodNinja He used to troll the crap out of horny teens wanting so cyber. He was a master :mrgreen: bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something -------------- Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. --------------- Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the f**k? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate:F**k ------------------ Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. MommyMelissa: whatever. ------------------ Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right? J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie. Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg" J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit. Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun? J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns. Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun? J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby. Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun". J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big. Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do? J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something. Partner6: It likes that. J-Dogg: aight. Partner6: Keep talking to me baby... J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently. Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like. J-Dogg: I unzip my pants... Partner6: Yes, show me what you got. J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... Partner6: WTF?! J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong! Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women... J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed! Partner6: You dipshit. J-Dogg: I whimper to myself... J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr. ------------------ J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet. Partner8: Who the fuck are you? J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion: J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me. J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever. Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me? J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh. Partner8: Is that like cancer? J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy. Partner8: Good one romeo. J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku. The salmon swim at night. Towards your room. The snow and the moon. Partner8: that was never a haiku. J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness. Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku" J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then? Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent. J-Dogg: ... Partner8: ? J-Dogg: I'm spent. ------------------ Jdogg:Hey QT-Pie:Hey Jdogg:whats goin on QT-Pie:Nothing. Who are you? Jdogg:Jdogg. Wanna cyber? QT-Pie:what does that mean? Jdogg:what are you wearing? QT-Pie:T-shirt. Jeans. Jdogg:Garter belt? QT-Pie:Ummm...no. Jdogg:Are we gonna cyber or not? QT-Pie: uh, okay. Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this. Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here. QT-Pie: WHAT?! Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan. Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg. Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play. QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go. Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back. QT-Pie: A stripe? Jdogg: I need a sandwich. QT-Pie: You're a freak. Jdogg: I was great. You loved it. ------------------ Girl: Hi Boy: hello Boy: who is this? Girl: just a someone? Boy: A someone I know? Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me? Girl: well sorrrrrry Girl: I just wanted to chat with you Boy: why? Girl: nevermind your an asshole Boy: Hey wait a minute Girl: yes? Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid Girl: paranoid? Boy: yes Girl: of what? Girl: me? Boy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Girl: why? Boy: so I know you aren't one of them. Girl: One of what? Boy: The cops. Girl: I'm not a cop i told you Boy: Then send me your picture. Girl: hold on Boy: Hurry up. Boy: Are you there? Boy: fuck you, cop! Girl: Hey sorry Girl: I had to do something for my mom. Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities. Boy: Weren't you!? Girl: thats not it Boy: Then what? Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Boy: Most cops aren't Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD! Boy: Then send me the picture. Girl: fine. What's your e-mail? Boy: Just send it through here. Girl: alright *PIC* Girl: Did you get it? Boy: Hold on. I'm looking. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? Girl: that hurt my feelings. Boy: Did it? Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? Girl: yes Boy: Alright let me find it. Girl: kks Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC* Girl: this isn't you. Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't! Girl: You don't look like that. Boy: How the hell do you know? Girl: cause your profile has another picture. Boy: The profile pic is a fake. Boy: I use it to hide from the cops. Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Boy: Not to mention all the groceries. Girl: Go fuck yourself Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week. Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. Girl: You've done nothing but slam me. Girl: you hurt me. Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me! Boy: Why would I do that? Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. Girl: FUC YOU!!! Boy: You'd break both of his legs. Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole. Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Boy: Ok. I'm sorry. Girl: No you aren't Boy: You're right. I'm not. Boy: HAARRRRR! Girl: I'm done with you Boy: Aww. I'm sorry. Girl: I'm putting you on ignore Boy: Wait a sec Boy: We got off on the wrong foot. Boy: Wanna start over? Girl: No Boy: I'll eat your pussy Girl: You'll what? Boy: You heard me. Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy. Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Boy: Well I'm not like most men. Boy: I get excited in different ways. Girl: Like what? Boy: Do you really wanna know? Girl: I don't know Boy: You have to tell me yes or no. Girl: I'm afraid to Boy: Why? Girl: cause Boy: cause why? Girl: well lets see Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you? Boy: Nope Girl: well its strange to me Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to Girl: I didn't say that Boy: So is that a yes? Girl: I guess so. Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Boy: Are you willing? Girl: What do you need me to do? Boy: I need you talk like a pirate. Girl: ??? Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Boy: ok? Boy: Hello? Girl: You can't be serious Boy: Oh yes I am! Boy: It's my fantasy. Girl: this is retarded Boy: Do you want it or not? Girl: Yes I want it. Boy: Then you'll do it for me? Girl: sure Boy: Ok. Here we go. Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy. Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit. Girl: mmmm yeah Boy: uh oh ...going limp. Girl: Har Boy: You gotta do better than that! Boy: Your picture was really bad. Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke. Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. Girl: mmmmmm you are good Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder Boy: going limp Girl: HARRRRRRR Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Boy: You begin to sway back and forth. Boy: going limp Girl: this is stupid Boy: ...still limp Boy: Do it! Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. Girl: WTF?!?!? Boy: They stink really bad. Girl: OMG STOP!!! Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Boy: I ram it up your ass. Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... Boy: I kick you in the face! Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Boy: Your parrot flys away. Boy: ...going limp again. Boy: Hello? Boy: Say it! Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Sun, 30 Mar 2014 13:10:25

MajinSM

Mon, 31 Mar 2014 13:46:49

Rastifan

Mon, 31 Mar 2014 22:11:36

BradmanX

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Sat, 05 Apr 2014 08:11:20

Rastifan

Sat, 12 Apr 2014 03:45:01

Rastifan

Sat, 12 Apr 2014 22:36:42

Rastifan

I finally got this made.
Sat, 19 Apr 2014 08:59:40

THRAXX

:blbl: :heart: No truer words were ever spoken ;)
Sun, 20 Apr 2014 02:16:33

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Dont open.
Sun, 20 Apr 2014 09:20:32

Rastifan

Sun, 20 Apr 2014 11:15:30

MajinSM

Lol. That movie was atually on the TV this weekend, weird coincidence.
Tue, 22 Apr 2014 04:16:27

Rastifan

Tue, 22 Apr 2014 08:24:01

Rastifan

Mon, 28 Apr 2014 10:45:42

Ganonmaster

Tue, 29 Apr 2014 12:22:40

JacksKindaHere

I heard you people like sexy ladies ;)
Sun, 04 May 2014 13:46:49

Rastifan

Sun, 04 May 2014 13:48:33

Rastifan

Sun, 04 May 2014 14:12:59

Rastifan

Sun, 04 May 2014 14:52:49

Rastifan

Sun, 04 May 2014 15:06:33

Rastifan

Sun, 04 May 2014 15:15:15

Rastifan

Tue, 06 May 2014 04:17:23

Pipedude

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Wed, 07 May 2014 05:29:18

Rastifan

[youtube:2bffojuh]OCf9M5GsDSs[/youtube:2bffojuh]
Thu, 08 May 2014 19:15:58

MajinSM

Sun, 11 May 2014 09:22:45

Vitezislav

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