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Most porn videos are boring.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:32:52

Soulslayerzx

[center:poh5syc2]I don't know about you guys, but maybe watching too much porn makes it repetitive. If I want to watch something cool for example, I'd google: hot brunette,blonde,teen,19,latina strips/cums/masturbates. I mean those are at least a bit more entertaining than the average porn video. Here's what most porn videos look like nowadays: The video starts out with some terrible fucking acting, whatever follows is usually a girl opening a door and there's a dude and there goes the terrible acting again. Then, they walk into the house and it either goes extremely slow and they talk about all this random shit when you know it's fake like "Is this your first time, wow did your mother know you are doing this?" This is like Life of Pi's last segment for any of your poor bastards that did suffer through the movie. If I know something is fake, why would I want to watch it, especially with extremely bad acting. Anyway, after the bad acting. It either immediately transitions to the two people fucking or what I said above. I'm not expecting anything impressive like BDSM or bondage or else I'd actually googled that, but dude. Even the animations here are more exciting and entertaining. I know that real life is different, but most of these porn videos on google are fucking boring. They just have vaginal, anal, and oral sex. Nothing special, it's almost like they're robots that swapped models and are in the same positions. I personally don't care much for blowjobs in videos because it's not my dick so I don't feel horny at all unless someone is stroking my dick. In fact, since I'm not homosexual(nothing against people that do) I feel awkward when looking at a dick being sucked cuz I'm waiting to see the girls get banged not, look at dicks. Now, the most dissapointing thing of all. Is that cumming seems to be incredibly hard to do. Most videos, they fuck for like 2 minutes, switch positions. No cumming. Even these girls/female masturbation videos don't cum. Is it that hard for girls? lol. Most camgirl videos have terrible quality and are laggy. Even if they did cum, it probably skipped the frame for the recorder or is floating in midair. I've seen rare camgirls at some cam sites that actually cum. Maybe they got implants, lol. But some can cum like a mouthful. While the only real cums occasionally are girls who cover it up to protect they cummed, ones who put oil or white substance trying to trick themselves into thinking they did, or just like a square centimeter... I just wish porn videos got a little more creative and had more characteristics of the higher level of fucking like here where cumming is noticed. =D And no shit, they can't cum that much in real life, but it's like they all got surgery to be limited to cumming a square centimer or something. This is decent: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=628462742 And random video I found, and as I expected. It doesn't show the cumming just a girl moaning. I could post a jpeg of a girl and put sfx in the background of a girl moaning and say she cummed. People would totally buy it. http://xxxbunker.com/nerdy_girl_cums_ha ... 1163V28519 Now this is what I'm talking about. Very rare to find something like this, but I've seen only like 3-5 other videos that could squirt this much, closest to the cum in 3d porn animations like umemaro. Skip to 1:30 to see the cumming. http://www.tube8.com/fetish/horny-latin ... d/1143421/ I just felt that most porn videos are extremely boring when they should be more fun to watch then cam girls on laggy cams rubbing themselves occasionally without lotion.[/center:poh5syc2]
Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:04:47

BlazBro

Nigga what porn are you watching? I never come across movies like what you just described. Anyway my taste in porn and real-life fetish are greatly distanced. IRL I like to choke the girl, slap her around, force her down on my dick and make her gag and cry and call her a slut. Hot as fuck. I NEVER look up that kind of thing for porn. It makes me feel guilty or something. But yeah, >tfw the last girl I was with who was in to that shit was from 4chan and cheating on her boring-ass boyfriend. She wouldn't let me choke her, though :( but she did like being hit in the face and having her hair pulled.
Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:28:05

Dr.Bigbob

lol I saw the link pornhub.com written on a desk at school yesterday xD
Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:24:07

Rastifan

If I may suggest. Pink Velvet. Hottest lesbian porn ever. That stuff is good.
Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:12:14

Soraku Fett

"Rastifan" said ...
If I may suggest. Pink Velvet. Hottest lesbian porn ever. That stuff is good.
Well! Is this a rare peek at the interest of the DigitalEro god of sexposing? Anyways, I heard a saying once that puts the entire argument of porn acting in its place: "Playing games for their visual quality is like watching porn for the story." Snuff said. (rim shot!)